How bad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be
I'm just following my destiny
How bad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be
How bad can I possibly be
Well there's a principle of nature
Principle of nature
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest
Survival of the fittest
And check it this is how it goes

The animal that eats has got to scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't well the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lunch

Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch
I'm just saying
How bad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be
I'm just following my destiny
How bad can I be
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I be
How bad can I possibly be

There's a principle in buisness
Principle in buisness
That everybody knows is sound

It says the people with the money
People with the money
Make this ever loving world go 'round
So I'm biggering my company
I'm biggering my factory
I'm biggering my corporate sign

Everybody out there can take care of yours
And me I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine

Shake that bottom line
Let me hear you say smogedy smoke smogedy smoke
Schlopadee scholp schlopadee schlop
Complain all you want it's never ever ever ever gonna stop

Come on now how bad can it possibly be
How bad can I be
I'm just building the economy
How bad can I be
Just look at me petting this puppy
How bad can I be
A portion of proceeds goes to charity
How bad can I be
How bad can I possibly be
Let's see
How bad can I be
All the customers are buying
How bad can I be
And the money is multiplying
How bad can I be
And the pr people are lying
How bad can I be
And the lawyers are denying

How bad can I be
Who cares if a few trees are dying
How bad can I be
This is all so gratifying
How bad

How bad can this possibly be