General Admiral Aladeen he came down from Heaven I cannot wait to have sex with him when I turn eleven General Admiral Aladeen Fucker of ten thousand women General Admiral Aladeen We are literally his children Stronger than an elephant Wiser than an owl Braver than Hitler Inventor of the towel General Admiral Aladeen Greatest leader that has ever been We love the oppressor of Wadiya And fucker of ten thousand women When he ejaculates Rainbows appear in the sky Got Selma Hayek pregnant once By shooting lebena in her eye Oh, fearsome Aladeen The mighty power he wields We are honored to one day Be your human shields General Admiral Aladeen Protector of Waydia Brilliant General Aladeen Fucker of fifteen thousand women The days of the week are Aladeen So we can praise him daily He is threat to every man on Earth Except the Israelis!