| Song | Welcome to Earth |
| Artist | Robyn Hitchcock |
| Album | Spooked |
| 作词 : Hitchcock | |
| (crackle crackle | |
| pop pop) | |
| Welcome to Earth, home of the great women and men. | |
| We are animals that have ideas. | |
| Maybe cats and ravens have ideas too, but they keep them to themselves. | |
| Travellers from the whole galaxy throng to our luscious planet with its evolution-friendly climate and nourishing minerals. | |
| Take time to locate the exit nearest you. | |
| Press 1 for Famine, 2 for Pestilence, 3 for Condoleeza, and 4 for Death. | |
| Please note that Pestilence closes at six. | |
| ("Okay, that's it.""Okay.") |
| zuò cí : Hitchcock | |
| crackle crackle | |
| pop pop | |
| Welcome to Earth, home of the great women and men. | |
| We are animals that have ideas. | |
| Maybe cats and ravens have ideas too, but they keep them to themselves. | |
| Travellers from the whole galaxy throng to our luscious planet with its evolutionfriendly climate and nourishing minerals. | |
| Take time to locate the exit nearest you. | |
| Press 1 for Famine, 2 for Pestilence, 3 for Condoleeza, and 4 for Death. | |
| Please note that Pestilence closes at six. | |
| " Okay, that' s it."" Okay." |