[00:00.60]And that's my story here,
[00:02.28]for me, Timothy Treadwell,
[00:05.20]the kind warrior.
[00:07.43]Can I take it?
[00:10.16]I'm trying.
[00:12.03]Okay, yeah, I can do it.
[00:14.47]Why not? Why not?
[00:17.66]I've crossed the halfway point.
[00:20.04]Government's given me all they have. So far.
[00:23.80]I've stood up to it.
[00:26.39]I've had danger in the boat, almost died.
[00:27.78]I've almost fallen off a cliff, yeah.
[00:31.55]The danger factor's about to amp up in the Maze.
[00:33.46]The Maze is always the most dangerous.
[00:36.91]Lord, I do not want to be hurt by a bear.
[00:39.68]I do not.
[00:41.59]I always cannot understandwhy girls don't...
[00:44.55]wanna be with me for a long time,
[00:45.72]because I have really a nice personality.
[00:48.15]I'm fun.
[00:49.87]I'm very, very good in the...
[00:52.00]You're not supposed to say that when you're a guy.
[00:53.83]But I know I am. They know I am.
[00:56.96]And...
[01:01.41]I don't fight with them, I'm so passive.
[01:05.00]Bit of a patsy!
[01:06.79]Is that a turnoff to girls, to be a patsy?
[01:09.25]I mean it's not... it's not that I'm a total great guy.
[01:13.30]I'm a lot of fun and have a good life going.
[01:16.45]I don't know what's going on.
[01:19.55]I always wished I was gay. Would've been a lot easier.
[01:22.28]You know? You can just "bing-bing-bing."
[01:24.38]Gay guys have no problem.
[01:26.30]I mean, they go to restrooms and truck stops,
[01:29.40]and they perform ***.
[01:30.85]It's like so easy for 'em and stuff.
[01:33.88]But you know what? Alas, Timothy Treadwell is not gay.
[01:36.37]Bummer!
[01:38.16]I love girls! And girls...
[01:41.63]Girls need a lot more...
[01:43.86]need a lot more, you know, finesse and caring.
[01:50.48]And I like that a bit.
[01:51.68]But when it goes bad and you're alone,
[01:54.39]it's like...
[01:57.00]Well, you know,
[01:59.70]you can't rebound like you can if you were gay.
[02:03.03]I'm sure gay people have problems too，but...
[02:05.43]not as much as one goofy straight guy
[02:07.48]named Timothy Treadwell.
[02:09.22]Anyway, that's my story. That's my story.