[00:00.61]Kids today got problems [00:02.37]Liek their parents never had [00:07.21]Neighborhoods are dangerous [00:09.83]The public schools are bad [00:13.25]At home there are distractions so irresistible [00:19.40]The hours fly by [00:23.46]No work gets done [00:29.69]Some Jewish kids still trying [00:33.09]Some white kids trying too [00:36.29]But millions of real American kids don’t have a clue [00:43.99]Right here on the lot [00:47.10]We got the answer [00:49.40]A product guaranteed to satisfy [01:13.44]Korean parents for sale [01:16.80]You say you're not all that you want to be [01:20.93]You say you got a bad environment [01:24.53]Your work at school's not going well [01:30.05]Korean parents for sale [01:34.04]You say you need a little discipline [01:37.56]Someone to whip you into shape [01:41.39]They’ll be strict but they’ll be fair [01:50.66]Look at the numbers [01:53.12]That’s all I ask [01:55.62]Who’s at the head of every class? [01:59.02]You really think they’re smarter than you are [02:02.77]They just work their asses off [02:04.87]Their parents make them do it [02:06.73]Oh, learn to play the violin [02:14.13]Oh, to turn your homework in right on time [02:19.56]What a load off your back that will be [02:25.59]No tears [02:29.24]No regret [02:32.90]Never forget who sent Fido to the farm [02:41.13]The greatest generation [02:44.20]Your parents aren't the greatest generation [02:47.37]So sick of hearing about the greatest generation [02:50.93]That generation could be you [02:54.92]So let's see what you can do [02:58.71]Korean parents and you [00:00.009] [99:00.000]