[00:01.99]someone please save us, us college kids!
[00:04.55]what my parents told me is what i did
[00:07.92]they said go to school and be a college kid
[00:11.77]but in the end i question why i did
[00:23.14]i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend
[00:25.67]sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
[00:27.98]my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her
[00:32.48]i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester
[00:38.28]and that's why i say
[00:39.78]oh no! not for me, not for me
[00:44.21]call it torture, call it university
[00:45.64]no! arts and crafts is all i need
[00:50.63]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
[01:01.25]80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned
[01:04.43]is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
[01:08.05]the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted
[01:11.55]the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
[01:16.82]and that's why i say
[01:18.69]oh no! not for me, not for me
[01:22.76]call it torture, call it university
[01:26.24]no! arts and crafts is all i need
[01:29.68]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
[01:32.67]don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see
[01:45.50]and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me
[01:47.87]they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
[01:50.30]like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard
[01:52.93]it's time to call my father
[01:55.79]cause it's his alma mater
[01:59.04]good grades aren't what they seem
[02:03.79]i think he knows the dean
[02:05.24]it's time to call my father
[02:07.74]cause it's his alma mater
[02:08.99]he says he's proud of me
[02:13.77]but college always was his dream
[02:16.01]and i would always say it's not for me
[02:35.63]oh no! not for me, not for me
[02:39.44]call it torture, call it university
[02:41.06]no! arts and crafts is all i need
[02:46.11]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
[02:49.73]someone please save us, us college kids!
[02:53.41]what my parents told me is what i did
[02:56.78]they said go to school and be a college kid
[03:00.53]but in the end i question why i did
[03:03.02]do what will make you happy
[03:05.08]
[03:05.78]do what you feel is right
[03:08.34]only but one thing matters
[03:12.02]learn how to live your life