[00:01.990]someone please save us, us college kids!
[00:04.550]what my parents told me is what i did
[00:07.920]they said go to school and be a college kid
[00:11.770]but in the end i question why i did
[00:23.140]i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend
[00:25.670]sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band
[00:27.980]my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her
[00:32.480]i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester
[00:38.280]and that's why i say
[00:39.780]oh no! not for me, not for me
[00:44.210]call it torture, call it university
[00:45.640]no! arts and crafts is all i need
[00:50.630]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
[01:01.250]80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned
[01:04.430]is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms
[01:08.050]the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted
[01:11.550]the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted
[01:16.820]and that's why i say
[01:18.690]oh no! not for me, not for me
[01:22.760]call it torture, call it university
[01:26.240]no! arts and crafts is all i need
[01:29.680]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
[01:32.670]don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see
[01:45.500]and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me
[01:47.870]they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
[01:50.300]like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard
[01:52.930]it's time to call my father
[01:55.790]cause it's his alma mater
[01:59.040]good grades aren't what they seem
[02:03.790]i think he knows the dean
[02:05.240]it's time to call my father
[02:07.740]cause it's his alma mater
[02:08.990]he says he's proud of me
[02:13.770]but college always was his dream
[02:16.010]and i would always say it's not for me
[02:35.630]oh no! not for me, not for me
[02:39.440]call it torture, call it university
[02:41.060]no! arts and crafts is all i need
[02:46.110]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree
[02:49.730]someone please save us, us college kids!
[02:53.410]what my parents told me is what i did
[02:56.780]they said go to school and be a college kid
[03:00.530]but in the end i question why i did
[03:03.020]do what will make you happy
[03:05.780]do what you feel is right
[03:08.340]only but one thing matters
[03:12.020]learn how to live your life