Ten Cents a Coup

	作词 : Ochs
	pre>g
	It was a used car dealers' election
	A
	And the choice was rather small
	D7
	The boys agreed, 'it's the war we need,
	G
	So there's no president at all.'
	G　　 e
	Here's to nixon and agnew
	A
	They are the stars of the stage and screen
	D7
	Not since laurel and hardy
	G
	Have i laughed so hard i screamed
	I thought that johnson was the devil
	I thought we couldn't do no worse
	Now the white house stands in disneyland
	This country must be under a curse
	Here's to nixon and agnew
	They are the stars of the stage and screen
	Not since laurel and hardy
	Have i laughed so hard i screamed
	I dreamed that nixon died of a suntan
	There was only spiro left
	At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
	He assasinated himself.
	Here's to nixon and agnew
	They are the stars of the stage and screen
	Not since laurel and hardy
	Have i laughed so hard i screamed
	/pre>

	zuò cí : Ochs
	pre g
	It was a used car dealers' election
	A
	And the choice was rather small
	D7
	The boys agreed, ' it' s the war we need,
	G
	So there' s no president at all.'
	G　　 e
	Here' s to nixon and agnew
	A
	They are the stars of the stage and screen
	D7
	Not since laurel and hardy
	G
	Have i laughed so hard i screamed
	I thought that johnson was the devil
	I thought we couldn' t do no worse
	Now the white house stands in disneyland
	This country must be under a curse
	Here' s to nixon and agnew
	They are the stars of the stage and screen
	Not since laurel and hardy
	Have i laughed so hard i screamed
	I dreamed that nixon died of a suntan
	There was only spiro left
	At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
	He assasinated himself.
	Here' s to nixon and agnew
	They are the stars of the stage and screen
	Not since laurel and hardy
	Have i laughed so hard i screamed
	pre