| Song | Recently Distressed |
| Artist | Phantom Planet |
| Album | Phantom Planet Is Missing |
| Dear recently distressed, | |
| I am sorry, to inform you, that | |
| I lost your kid's address, you see my wings are on the fritz, | |
| I can't even get up off the ground, im really sorry for this mess, cuz it all came crashing down [chorus:] | |
| Can I remember, someone please tell me how to do my job, or im out of work speaking frankly, you'll be out of dear recently distressed. | |
| Can I remember, someone please tell me how to do my job, or im out of work | |
| Speaking frankly, you'll be out of luck.. yeah.. [Chorus] |