| Song | Ballroom Dancing |
| Artist | Paul McCartney |
| Album | Give My Regards to Broad Street |
| Well I used to smile when | |
| I was a pup | |
| Sailing down the | |
| Nile in china cup | |
| With the recipe for a lovely day | |
| Sticking out of my back pocket | |
| But it wasn’t always such a pretty sight’ | |
| Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs | |
| Till me made it up in the ballroom | |
| Ballroom dancing made a man of me | |
| One, two, three, four | |
| I just plain adore your | |
| Ballroom dancing, seen it on | |
| TVI got what | |
| I got, ballroom dancing big | |
| B.D.Well I used to fly when | |
| I was a kid | |
| And I didn’t cry if it hurt a bit | |
| On a carpet ride to a foreign land | |
| At the time of | |
| Davy Crockett | |
| But it wasn’t always such a pretty sight’ | |
| Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs | |
| Till me made it up in the ballroom | |
| Ballroom dancing made a man of me | |
| One, two, three, four, | |
| I just plain adore your | |
| Ballroom dancing, seen it on | |
| TVI got quiet a lot, ballroom dancing big | |
| B.D.Ladies and | |
| Gentlemen, the band is ready | |
| We are starting [Incomprehensible] in this competition | |
| That's the cha, cha, cha | |
| Well went so fast and we all grew up | |
| Now the days that passed in the china cup | |
| Are the memories of another day | |
| And I wouldn’t want to knock it | |
| Oh but, it wasn’t always such a pretty sight’ | |
| Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs | |
| Till me made it up in the ballroom | |
| Ballroom dancing made a man of me | |
| One, two, three, four, | |
| I just plain adore your | |
| Ballroom dancing, seen it on | |
| TVI got quite a lot from ballroom dancing big | |
| B.D.Oh! |
| Well I used to smile when | |
| I was a pup | |
| Sailing down the | |
| Nile in china cup | |
| With the recipe for a lovely day | |
| Sticking out of my back pocket | |
| But it wasn' t always such a pretty sight' | |
| Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs | |
| Till me made it up in the ballroom | |
| Ballroom dancing made a man of me | |
| One, two, three, four | |
| I just plain adore your | |
| Ballroom dancing, seen it on | |
| TVI got what | |
| I got, ballroom dancing big | |
| B. D. Well I used to fly when | |
| I was a kid | |
| And I didn' t cry if it hurt a bit | |
| On a carpet ride to a foreign land | |
| At the time of | |
| Davy Crockett | |
| But it wasn' t always such a pretty sight' | |
| Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs | |
| Till me made it up in the ballroom | |
| Ballroom dancing made a man of me | |
| One, two, three, four, | |
| I just plain adore your | |
| Ballroom dancing, seen it on | |
| TVI got quiet a lot, ballroom dancing big | |
| B. D. Ladies and | |
| Gentlemen, the band is ready | |
| We are starting Incomprehensible in this competition | |
| That' s the cha, cha, cha | |
| Well went so fast and we all grew up | |
| Now the days that passed in the china cup | |
| Are the memories of another day | |
| And I wouldn' t want to knock it | |
| Oh but, it wasn' t always such a pretty sight' | |
| Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs | |
| Till me made it up in the ballroom | |
| Ballroom dancing made a man of me | |
| One, two, three, four, | |
| I just plain adore your | |
| Ballroom dancing, seen it on | |
| TVI got quite a lot from ballroom dancing big | |
| B. D. Oh! |