zhen ren Show

Song 真人Show
Artist 吴浩康
Album Reality Co. Ltd

Lyrics

[00:10.79] 似是政治斗争 你别太过天真
[00:13.54] 友善笑面背后拿着棍
[00:16.23] 办公室有小人 弱肉强食嘅森林
[00:18.95] 要有识擦识闪嘅技能
[00:21.39]
[00:21.71] 我最爱我老板 客户永远啱
[00:24.47] 被责骂笑着来受教
[00:27.20] 荣耀属于上头 有镬我就认头
[00:29.84] 主人一走甩绳马骝就会两边走
[00:32.73]
[00:32.92] 办公室做真人骚 我擦鞋造诣好高
[00:36.00] 每个老细也当佢宝宝
[00:38.29] 周身刀 博命做 升职就慢人几步 
[00:41.54] 最怕我会最快无得捞
[00:43.53]
[00:43.71] Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友
[00:48.99] Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口
[00:54.53] Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗
[00:59.90] Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口
[01:07.66]
[01:08.18] 有气永远要忍 如埋炸药引
[01:10.97] 要向老细对脚吻一吻
[01:13.62] 女士穿着要斯文 但唔使穿金戴银
[01:16.13] 最怕某某背后唱你你博啲乜
[01:19.01]
[01:19.19] 办公室做真人骚 我擦鞋造诣好高
[01:22.33] 每个老细也当我宝宝
[01:24.47] 周身刀 博命做 升职就慢人几步
[01:27.87] 最怕我会最快无得捞
[01:29.81]
[01:30.03] Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友
[01:35.33] Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口
[01:40.80] Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗
[01:46.21] Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口
[01:51.51]
[01:51.73] 做嘢好烦 做人好难 俾啲办公室政治搅到好残
[01:57.05] 要以牙还牙 要以眼还眼 咪以为我坐喺度好得闲
[02:02.74] 边一个冼我 阴阴湿 金手指 插向我 大大镬 原来是你么
[02:08.69] 唔好咁绝 做人留一线 做好自己唔怕俾人赶到绝
[02:13.35]
[02:13.60] Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友
[02:18.95] Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口
[02:24.40] Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗
[02:29.85] Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口
[02:35.18]
[02:35.47] Watch out 对面有小丑 面露笑口装作好友
[02:40.76] Look out 腹背有恶狗 随时扑出噬你一口
[02:46.29] Watch out 有事要先走 为着老细开心打个筋斗
[02:51.70] Look out 嘴脸似小丑 然而谁人能笑出口
[02:57.17] Look out
[02:58.32]

Pinyin

[00:10.79] shì shì zhèng zhì dòu zhēng  nǐ bié tài guò tiān zhēn
[00:13.54] yǒu shàn xiào miàn bèi hòu ná zhe gùn
[00:16.23] bàn gōng shì yǒu xiǎo rén  ruò ròu qiáng shí kǎi sēn lín
[00:18.95] yào yǒu shí cā shí shǎn kǎi jì néng
[00:21.39]
[00:21.71] wǒ zuì ài wǒ lǎo bǎn  kè hù yǒng yuǎn yān
[00:24.47] bèi zé mà xiào zhe lái shòu jiào
[00:27.20] róng yào shǔ yú shàng tou  yǒu huò wǒ jiù rèn tóu
[00:29.84] zhǔ rén yī zǒu shuǎi shéng mǎ liú jiù huì liǎng biān zǒu
[00:32.73]
[00:32.92] bàn gōng shì zuò zhēn rén sāo  wǒ cā xié zào yì hào gāo
[00:36.00] měi gè lǎo xì yě dāng qú bǎo bǎo
[00:38.29] zhōu shēn dāo  bó mìng zuò  shēng zhí jiù màn rén jǐ bù 
[00:41.54] zuì pà wǒ huì zuì kuài wú de lāo
[00:43.53]
[00:43.71] Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu  miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu
[00:48.99] Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu  suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu
[00:54.53] Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu  wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu
[00:59.90] Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu  rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu
[01:07.66]
[01:08.18] yǒu qì yǒng yuǎn yào rěn  rú mái zhà yào yǐn
[01:10.97] yào xiàng lǎo xì duì jiǎo wěn yī wěn
[01:13.62] nǚ shì chuān zhe yào sī wén  dàn wú shǐ chuān jīn dài yín
[01:16.13] zuì pà mǒu mǒu bèi hòu chàng nǐ nǐ bó dì miē
[01:19.01]
[01:19.19] bàn gōng shì zuò zhēn rén sāo  wǒ cā xié zào yì hào gāo
[01:22.33] měi gè lǎo xì yě dāng wǒ bǎo bǎo
[01:24.47] zhōu shēn dāo  bó mìng zuò  shēng zhí jiù màn rén jǐ bù
[01:27.87] zuì pà wǒ huì zuì kuài wú de lāo
[01:29.81]
[01:30.03] Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu  miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu
[01:35.33] Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu  suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu
[01:40.80] Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu  wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu
[01:46.21] Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu  rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu
[01:51.51]
[01:51.73] zuò yě hǎo fán  zuò rén hǎo nán  bǐ dì bàn gōng shì zhèng zhì jiǎo dào hǎo cán
[01:57.05] yào yǐ yá huán yá  yào yǐ yǎn huán yǎn  mī yǐ wéi wǒ zuò xì dù hǎo dé xián
[02:02.74] biān yí gè xiǎn wǒ  yīn yīn shī  jīn shǒu zhǐ  chā xiàng wǒ  dà dà huò  yuán lái shì nǐ me
[02:08.69] wú hǎo hán jué  zuò rén liú yī xiàn  zuò hǎo zì jǐ wú pà bǐ rén gǎn dào jué
[02:13.35]
[02:13.60] Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu  miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu
[02:18.95] Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu  suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu
[02:24.40] Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu  wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu
[02:29.85] Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu  rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu
[02:35.18]
[02:35.47] Watch out duì miàn yǒu xiǎo chǒu  miàn lù xiào kǒu zhuāng zuò hǎo yǒu
[02:40.76] Look out fù bèi yǒu è gǒu  suí shí pū chū shì nǐ yī kǒu
[02:46.29] Watch out yǒu shì yào xiān zǒu  wéi zhe lǎo xì kāi xīn dǎ gè jīn dǒu
[02:51.70] Look out zuǐ liǎn shì xiǎo chǒu  rán ér shuí rén néng xiào chū kǒu
[02:57.17] Look out
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