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Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man |
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So he could do things he enjoyed again and again |
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Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man |
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And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand |
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Jeffrey had a plan |
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To freeze dry a man |
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But the device was thirty grand |
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So the thought was quickly canned |
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He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man |
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He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie |
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Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man |
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But the device was thirty grand, |
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So the thought was quickly canned |
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Jeffrey had a plan |
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To freeze dry a man |
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But the device was thirty grand |
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So the thought was quickly canned |