Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U  S  Nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got on stage drippin'  pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear  "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions
To see if you're hundred proof"
I asked her her name  she said  "Blah blah blah"
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said  "How do you like the show
" She said  "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass  she started throwin' back mid range
But when I sprung the question  she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked
"Do ya have a man " She tried to pretend
She said  "No I don't  I only have a friend"
Come on  I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You  you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend  oh baby
You  you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend  oh baby
You  you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like agnes  agatha  germaine and jag
Forget about that  let's go into the story
About a girl named blah blah blah that adored me
So we started talkin'  gettin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
Relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established  everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Every time that I called her
It seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room
A guy picked up and then I called again
I said  "Yo  who was that " "Oh  he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that  don't even gimme that  just bust this
You  you got what I need
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend  oh baby
You  got what I need  but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend  oh baby
You  got what I need  but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day  I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
To see my baby doll  I was happy to say
I arrived in front of the dormitory
Yo  could you tell me where is door three
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh  snap  Guess what I saw
A fella tongue kissin' my girl in the mouth
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl
Who says she just has a friend
Has a friend
Has a friend
Has a friend