The Authers-Show Girl
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I took a show girl
for my bride
Thought my life
would be right
Took her bowling
got her high
Got myself a showgirl bride
Took a job on the side
In a health shop
keeps me well
Got my mantra for life
Got my karma
And a showgirl bride
All my life
All her life
All our life
I married a showgirl
That's for life
I married a showgirl
That's for life
She can't work
in the wintertime
I can't work anytime now
Go to libraries all the while
Looking for a notice
By my time
All my life
All her life
All our life
I married a showgirl
That's for life
I married a showgirl
That's for life
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I took a showgirl
For my bride
Sprinkled stardust
on my wife
Took her bowling
got her high
Got myself a showgirl bride
Got myself a showgirl bride
Don't you recognise me...