[00:05.59]How was work I got dinner on the stove
[00:08.79]
[00:11.05]You call this dinner this is why we all get thinner
[00:14.63]
[00:15.77]It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
[00:18.74]
[00:19.80]Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again
[00:21.83]I heard god's a standup comedian
[00:24.48]He's got a special on HBO
[00:26.20]
[00:27.00]And he does a lot of racial jokes
[00:29.28]Five stars from the critics
[00:31.05]
[00:31.64]But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure
[00:34.85]I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back
[00:38.59]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[00:43.56]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
[00:48.24]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[00:53.93]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[00:56.76]
[00:59.10]Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
[01:03.25]Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen
[01:07.80]
[01:08.65]And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
[01:13.80]And then you cried until you screamed
[01:17.32]Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again
[01:19.45]I heard god's a standup comedian
[01:21.99]He's got a special on HBO
[01:23.75]
[01:24.46]And he does a lot of racial jokes
[01:26.82]Five stars from the critics
[01:29.06]But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure
[01:32.56]I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back
[01:36.04]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[01:40.92]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
[01:45.70]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[01:50.89]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[01:54.50]
[01:55.90]Hey mama turn the TV on
[01:58.13]Put something in the VCR
[02:00.65]With channel 7 to the stars
[02:02.91]Here we go here we go here we go aye
[02:05.19]Hey mama turn the TV on
[02:07.66]Put something in the VCR
[02:10.24]With channel 7 to the stars
[02:12.35]Here we go here we go
[02:14.06]
[02:14.80]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[02:19.47]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
[02:24.31]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[02:28.34]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[02:33.03]
[02:33.99]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[02:38.73]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm
[02:43.60]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
[02:47.40]Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh