Driving down the interstate, running thirty minutes late Singing Margarita ville and minding my own Some foreign car driving dude with the road rage attitude Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone He started yelling at me like I did something wrong He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone Some beach, somewhere There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair Palm trees are growing and a warm breeze is blowing I picture myself right there on some beach, somewhere I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck A man with a big cigar was getting into his car I stopped and I waited for him to back up but from out of no where a Mercedes Benz Came cruising up and whipped right in Some beach, somewhere There's no where to go when you got all day to get there There's cold margaritas and hot senoritas Smiling with long dark hair on some beach, somewhere I sat in that waiting room, it seemed like all afternoon The nurse finally said, "Doc's ready for you" You're not gonna feel a thing, we'll give you some Novocain That tooth will be fine in a minute or two But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum And he started drilling before I was numb Some beach, somewhere There's a beautiful sunset burning up that atmosphere There's music and dancing and lovers romancing In the salty evening air on some beach, somewhere On some beach, somewhere