| Song | You Painted Your Teeth |
| Artist | Jandek |
| Album | Telegraph Melts |
| [2x] | I got my knife |
| If you want to breathe, baby | |
| [2x] | Don’t paint your teeth |
| [2x] | I’ve got my gun |
| If you want to laugh, baby | |
| Don’t paint your teeth | |
| Don’t paint ’em | |
| You don’t paint your teeth | |
| Your teeth are white | |
| And they’ll stay that way | |
| If you don’t paint ’em | |
| Don’t paint your teeth | |
| Don’t paint your teeth, mama | |
| Don’t paint your teeth | |
| I painted my teeth | |
| I said I painted my teeth | |
| You painted your teeth | |
| And you think you’re fine | |
| But you gotta die | |
| You gotta die | |
| [2x] | Six black horses and a coal black hearse |
| There’s a black body | |
| It’s got a big black shroud | |
| But the only thing coming | |
| It’s your teeth, mama | |
| It’s your teeth | |
| You’re going to go to heaven | |
| Everything’s going to be white | |
| White white white white white white, baby | |
| But not your teeth | |
| [2x] | You painted your teeth |
| [2x] | I got my knife |
| If you want to breathe, baby | |
| [2x] | Don' t paint your teeth |
| [2x] | I' ve got my gun |
| If you want to laugh, baby | |
| Don' t paint your teeth | |
| Don' t paint ' em | |
| You don' t paint your teeth | |
| Your teeth are white | |
| And they' ll stay that way | |
| If you don' t paint ' em | |
| Don' t paint your teeth | |
| Don' t paint your teeth, mama | |
| Don' t paint your teeth | |
| I painted my teeth | |
| I said I painted my teeth | |
| You painted your teeth | |
| And you think you' re fine | |
| But you gotta die | |
| You gotta die | |
| [2x] | Six black horses and a coal black hearse |
| There' s a black body | |
| It' s got a big black shroud | |
| But the only thing coming | |
| It' s your teeth, mama | |
| It' s your teeth | |
| You' re going to go to heaven | |
| Everything' s going to be white | |
| White white white white white white, baby | |
| But not your teeth | |
| [2x] | You painted your teeth |