[00:07.225] It's an important and popular fact
[00:10.066] that things are not always what they seem.
[00:14.131] For instance, on the planet Earth,
[00:16.684] man had always assumed that
[00:18.263] he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet,
[00:21.718] instead of the third most intelligent.
[00:24.409] The second most intelligent creatures were of-cause dolphins.
[00:28.075] who, curiously enough,
[00:29.685] had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth.
[00:33.085] They'd made many attempts to alert mankind,
[00:36.015] but most of their communications were misinterpreted
[00:38.430] as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits.
[00:42.151] So they eventually decided they would leave Earth by their own means.
[00:46.651] The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted
[00:49.771] as a sophisticated attempt to do a backward somersault
[00:53.589] through a hoop, whistling the star-spangled banner.
[00:56.502] In fact, the message was this:
[00:58.685] So long and thanks for all the fish.