| Song | Silver Platter Club |
| Artist | John Grant |
| Album | Queen of Denmark |
| [00:00.00]] | I wish that I could get up in the early morning time |
| [00:05.98] | Things would fall out of the sky into my lap |
| [00:12.10] | I wish I had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex |
| [00:17.22] | So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap |
| [00:23.51] | I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown |
| [00:28.63] | While at the beach relaxing in the summer time |
| [00:34.69] | I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse |
| [00:39.77] | Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess |
| [00:46.56] | I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me |
| [00:51.21] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [00:57.76] | I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become |
| [01:02.48] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [01:17.08] | I wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui |
| [01:22.18] | That I was effortlessly masculine as well |
| [01:28.37] | I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes |
| [01:33.34] | Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys |
| [01:39.83] | I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know |
| [01:44.85] | Float right through their lives without a thought |
| [01:51.07] | And that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me |
| [01:56.14] | That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored |
| [02:02.82] | I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me |
| [02:07.48] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [02:14.07] | I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become |
| [02:19.14] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [02:48.06] | I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me |
| [02:52.66] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [02:59.24] | I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become |
| [03:03.98] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [03:10.62] | I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me |
| [03:15.18] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [03:21.87] | I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become |
| [03:26.92] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [03:33.23] | I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me |
| [03:37.92] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [03:44.49] | I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become |
| [03:49.46] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [03:55.76] | I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me |
| [04:00.35] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [04:07.20] | (Was that my other one?)（ |
| [00:00.00]] | I wish that I could get up in the early morning time |
| [00:05.98] | Things would fall out of the sky into my lap |
| [00:12.10] | I wish I had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex |
| [00:17.22] | So that I wouldn' t have to deal with all this crap |
| [00:23.51] | I wish that I' d been born with skin that turned to golden brown |
| [00:28.63] | While at the beach relaxing in the summer time |
| [00:34.69] | I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse |
| [00:39.77] | Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess |
| [00:46.56] | I' m sorry that they didn' t hand it to me |
| [00:51.21] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [00:57.76] | I' m sorry that I wasn' t able to become |
| [01:02.48] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [01:17.08] | I wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui |
| [01:22.18] | That I was effortlessly masculine as well |
| [01:28.37] | I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes |
| [01:33.34] | Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys |
| [01:39.83] | I wish I had no selfawareness like the guys I know |
| [01:44.85] | Float right through their lives without a thought |
| [01:51.07] | And that I didn' t give a shit what anybody thought of me |
| [01:56.14] | That I was so relaxed you' d think that I was bored |
| [02:02.82] | I' m sorry that they didn' t hand it to me |
| [02:07.48] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [02:14.07] | I' m sorry that I wasn' t able to become |
| [02:19.14] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [02:48.06] | I' m sorry that they didn' t hand it to me |
| [02:52.66] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [02:59.24] | I' m sorry that I wasn' t able to become |
| [03:03.98] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [03:10.62] | I' m sorry that they didn' t hand it to me |
| [03:15.18] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [03:21.87] | I' m sorry that I wasn' t able to become |
| [03:26.92] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [03:33.23] | I' m sorry that they didn' t hand it to me |
| [03:37.92] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [03:44.49] | I' m sorry that I wasn' t able to become |
| [03:49.46] | The man you think I should aspire to |
| [03:55.76] | I' m sorry that they didn' t hand it to me |
| [04:00.35] | On a silver platter, like they did to you |
| [04:07.20] | Was that my other one? |