You say I hadn't been around
The way I dress is a sin
I bin further under the house
Lookin' fer eggs than you've ever been.
You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories,
But now you're humbuggin' me
You told me, little darlin', you loved me
You'd go through fire or pain.
Last week you wrote me a letter
Said "I'll see ya, if it don't rain"
You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories
But now you're humbuggin' me
Yeah, when I married you darlin'
You thought I was a profit I know
Promised me chicken an' pork roast
But you give me sour milk an' burnt toast
You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories
But now you're humbuggin' me
(instrumental)
Yeah, when I married you darlin'
You thought I was a profit I know
Promised me chicken an' pork roast
But you give me sour milk an' burnt toast
You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories
But now you're humbuggin' me