[00:10.99]All right stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.42]The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.49]I look funny but yo I'm making money see
[00:18.30]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:20.13]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.48]And my sound's laid down by the underground
[00:24.81]I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
[00:27.14]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.35]My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty
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[00:32.17]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
[00:35.06]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee
[00:38.59]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.40]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.73]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
[00:45.91]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:48.15]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
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[00:51.13]But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:52.89]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:54.89]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
[00:57.55]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
[01:00.26]It never stopped me from getting busy
[01:02.12]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.43]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
[01:06.76]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.40]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.60]I'm still getting in the girls' pants
[01:13.56]And I even got my own dance
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[01:15.37]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
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[01:21.66]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump
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[01:26.25]Do the Humpty hump just watch me do the Humpty hump
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[01:30.87]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
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[01:35.60]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
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[01:38.73]People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'
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[01:41.84]That's all right cause I get things cookin'
[01:43.89]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
[01:47.03]But ya can't get near me
[01:48.73]I give 'em more see and on the floor B
[01:51.20]All the girls they adore me
[01:52.69]Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere
[01:55.27]Cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.53]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed
[02:00.18]Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid
[02:02.21]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
[02:04.62]Both how I'm living and my nose is large
[02:06.83]I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid
[02:09.26]I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid
[02:11.68]I sang on Doowutchalike and if ya missed it
[02:14.17]I'm the one who said just grab I'm in the biscuits
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[02:16.68]Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.45]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
[02:20.94]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[02:23.25]And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:25.00]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
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[02:31.31]Do the Humpty hump
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[02:32.96]Do the Humpty hump
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[02:35.89]Do the Humpty hump
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[02:37.82]Do the Humpty hump
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[02:40.49]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
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[02:45.12]Do the Humpty hump watch me do the Humpty hump
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[02:50.08]Oh yeah that's the break y'all
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[02:51.74]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
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[02:58.09]Oh yeah
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[02:59.58]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:01.69]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
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[03:04.15]It's real easy to do check it out
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[03:07.08]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
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[03:09.75]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
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[03:12.55]Crazy wack funky
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[03:14.29]People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty
[03:17.06]That's all right cause my body's in motion
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[03:19.20]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.43]Anyone can play this game
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[03:23.24]This is my dance y'all Humpty hump's my name
[03:25.76]No two people will do it the same
[03:28.04]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:30.65]Humping funking jumping
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[03:33.15]Jig around shaking ya rump
[03:34.99]And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
[03:37.53]Tell him step off I'm doing the hump
[03:39.19]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
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[03:45.40]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump
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[03:50.13]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
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[03:54.68]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
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[03:59.00]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
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[04:02.79]Black people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
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[04:07.57]White people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
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[04:12.11]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty hump just keep on doing the hump
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[04:16.93]Samoans do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump
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[04:24.98]Let's get stoopid
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[04:27.19]Do the Humpty hump
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[04:29.07]Do the Humpty hump
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[04:31.80]Do the Humpty hump
[04:33.64]Do the Humpty hump
[04:36.71]Do the Humpty hump
[04:38.20]Do the Humpty hump
[04:41.08]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump
[04:45.31]Oh yeah come on and break it down
[04:53.39]Once again the underground is in the house
[04:56.72]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
[04:59.61]Keep on doing the Humpty dance
[05:01.27]And to the ladies
[05:03.14]Peace and Humptiness forever