| Song | The Cows Came Home |
| Artist | Joe Diffie |
| Album | Third Rock from the Sun |
| 作词 : Bogan, Diffie, Wilson | |
| I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed | |
| Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread | |
| I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean | |
| 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine | |
| Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne | |
| Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| I heard somethin' mooin' | |
| Turned around and she was gone | |
| Lord have mercy, the cows came home | |
| The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone | |
| But I guess it's better than bein' alone | |
| Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face | |
| But I got enough milk for the human race | |
| I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong | |
| 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| I heard somethin' mooin' | |
| Turned around and she was gone | |
| Lord have mercy, the cows came home | |
| I didn't see the writing on the wall | |
| Missed the invitation to the bovine ball | |
| I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' | |
| Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' | |
| The cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| I heard somethin' mooin' | |
| Turned around and she was gone | |
| Lord have mercy, the cows came home |
| zuò cí : Bogan, Diffie, Wilson | |
| I' m used to havin' my breakfast in bed | |
| Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread | |
| I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean | |
| ' Cause she told me I' m walkin' talkin' love machine | |
| Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne | |
| Cause she told me that she' d love me ' til the cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| I heard somethin' mooin' | |
| Turned around and she was gone | |
| Lord have mercy, the cows came home | |
| The whole herd showed up when they heard she' d gone | |
| But I guess it' s better than bein' alone | |
| Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face | |
| But I got enough milk for the human race | |
| I didn' t have to clue that there was anything wrong | |
| ' Cause she told me that she' d love me ' til the cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| I heard somethin' mooin' | |
| Turned around and she was gone | |
| Lord have mercy, the cows came home | |
| I didn' t see the writing on the wall | |
| Missed the invitation to the bovine ball | |
| I didn' t hear no cowbells ringin' | |
| Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady' s singin' | |
| The cows came home | |
| The cows came home | |
| I heard somethin' mooin' | |
| Turned around and she was gone | |
| Lord have mercy, the cows came home |