| Song | Houston, We Have a Problem |
| Artist | Joe Diffie |
| Album | Twice Upon a Time |
| HOUSTON, W | |
| E HAVE A P | |
| [2:50] | ROBLEM |
| Joe Diffie | |
| From The Album: | |
| Twice Upon | |
| A Time (1997) | |
| Steve Dukes/ | |
| Michael Higgins/ | |
| Chris Lindrey | |
| Peaked Billboard position: | |
| Did not chart | |
| She said she’d meet me in the cheap seats in the end zone | |
| And now I sittin’s here cryin’ | |
| In the parkin’ lot of the | |
| Astro Dome | |
| When she stands me up like this, | |
| We both know where she is | |
| Big city what are we gonna do | |
| Looks like it’s just me and you | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I think we’ve lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she’s gone to | |
| Austin She’s run off and left us high and dry | |
| He slicks his hair back | |
| And he talks fast for a southerner | |
| He’s the bona fide right hand | |
| Of the third hand from the governor | |
| I don’t know what she sees in him | |
| But dog gone it, she’s gone again | |
| Leavin’ me in a pool of tears | |
| What’s it gonna take to keep her here | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I thank we lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she’s gone to | |
| Austin She’s run off and left us high and dry * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * | |
| You’ve gotta million petty fights | |
| But every time she takes that ride | |
| You loose every bit of your shine | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I think we’ve lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she’s gone to | |
| Austin She’s run off and left us high and dry | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I think we’ve lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she’s gone to | |
| Austin She’s run off and left us high and dry | |
| A haugh, high and dry |
| HOUSTON, W | |
| E HAVE A P | |
| [2:50] | ROBLEM |
| Joe Diffie | |
| From The Album: | |
| Twice Upon | |
| A Time 1997 | |
| Steve Dukes | |
| Michael Higgins | |
| Chris Lindrey | |
| Peaked Billboard position: | |
| Did not chart | |
| She said she' d meet me in the cheap seats in the end zone | |
| And now I sittin' s here cryin' | |
| In the parkin' lot of the | |
| Astro Dome | |
| When she stands me up like this, | |
| We both know where she is | |
| Big city what are we gonna do | |
| Looks like it' s just me and you | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I think we' ve lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she' s gone to | |
| Austin She' s run off and left us high and dry | |
| He slicks his hair back | |
| And he talks fast for a southerner | |
| He' s the bona fide right hand | |
| Of the third hand from the governor | |
| I don' t know what she sees in him | |
| But dog gone it, she' s gone again | |
| Leavin' me in a pool of tears | |
| What' s it gonna take to keep her here | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I thank we lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she' s gone to | |
| Austin She' s run off and left us high and dry | |
| You' ve gotta million petty fights | |
| But every time she takes that ride | |
| You loose every bit of your shine | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I think we' ve lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she' s gone to | |
| Austin She' s run off and left us high and dry | |
| Houston, we have a problem | |
| I think we' ve lost her one more time | |
| Houston, she' s gone to | |
| Austin She' s run off and left us high and dry | |
| A haugh, high and dry |