| Song | Peanut Butter Conspiracy |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean |
| 作词 : Buffett | |
| Lyrics：Jimmy Buffett Music：Jimmy Buffett | |
| Lookin' back at my hard luck days | |
| I really do have to laugh | |
| Workin' in a dive for twenty-six dollars | |
| Spendin' it all on draft | |
| We were hungry hard luck heroes | |
| Tryin' just to stay alive | |
| So we'd go down to the corner grocery | |
| This is how we'd survive. | |
| (Chorus) | |
| Who's gonna steal the peanut butter | |
| I'll get a can of sardines | |
| Runnin' up and down the aisles of the Mini-Mart | |
| Stickin' food in our jeans | |
| We never took more than we could eat | |
| There was plenty left on the racks | |
| We all swore if we ever got rich | |
| We would pay the Mini-Mart back | |
| Yes Sir, yes Sir | |
| We would pay the Mini-Mart back. | |
| It was a two man operation | |
| Had it all down on a note | |
| Ricky would watch the big round mirror | |
| And I'd fill up my coat | |
| Then we'd head for the check-out aisle | |
| With a lemon and a bottle of beer | |
| Into the car got to make it on home | |
| 'Cause supper time is gettin' near. | |
| (Repeat chorus) | |
| I guess every good picker has had some hard times | |
| I have had my share | |
| It's really kinda funny to laugh at it now | |
| But I don't wanna go back there | |
| So every now and then when I'm in a grocery | |
| I'll take a little but not much | |
| 'Cause you never know when the hard times will hit ya | |
| And I don't want to lose my touch. | |
| (Repeat chorus) |
| zuò cí : Buffett | |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Music: Jimmy Buffett | |
| Lookin' back at my hard luck days | |
| I really do have to laugh | |
| Workin' in a dive for twentysix dollars | |
| Spendin' it all on draft | |
| We were hungry hard luck heroes | |
| Tryin' just to stay alive | |
| So we' d go down to the corner grocery | |
| This is how we' d survive. | |
| Chorus | |
| Who' s gonna steal the peanut butter | |
| I' ll get a can of sardines | |
| Runnin' up and down the aisles of the MiniMart | |
| Stickin' food in our jeans | |
| We never took more than we could eat | |
| There was plenty left on the racks | |
| We all swore if we ever got rich | |
| We would pay the MiniMart back | |
| Yes Sir, yes Sir | |
| We would pay the MiniMart back. | |
| It was a two man operation | |
| Had it all down on a note | |
| Ricky would watch the big round mirror | |
| And I' d fill up my coat | |
| Then we' d head for the checkout aisle | |
| With a lemon and a bottle of beer | |
| Into the car got to make it on home | |
| ' Cause supper time is gettin' near. | |
| Repeat chorus | |
| I guess every good picker has had some hard times | |
| I have had my share | |
| It' s really kinda funny to laugh at it now | |
| But I don' t wanna go back there | |
| So every now and then when I' m in a grocery | |
| I' ll take a little but not much | |
| ' Cause you never know when the hard times will hit ya | |
| And I don' t want to lose my touch. | |
| Repeat chorus |