The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow
And so am 
IWork day passes like molasses in winter time
But it's July
Getting paid by the hour and older by the minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I could call him something
Think I'll just call it a day
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before 
I go insane
It's only half past twelve but 
I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
Half the night
Tomorrow morning 
I know there'll be hell to pay
But, hey, that's all right
I ain't had a day off now, in over a year
My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here
If the phone's for me you can tell them
I just sailed away
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before 
I go insane
It's only half past twelve but 
I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab
And be back to work before two
At a moment like this, 
I can't help but wonder
What would 
Jimmy Buffett do
Funny you should ask 
Alan, I'd say
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before 
I go insane
It's only half past twelve but 
I don't care
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before 
I go insane
It's only half past twelve but 
I don't careit's five o'clock somewhere
But he don't care, 
I don't care
TogetherIt's five o'clock somewhere