[00:00.00] 作词 : Prine [00:06.45]When I woke up this morning [00:09.52]Things were lookin' bad [00:12.30]Seem like total silence was the only friend I had [00:18.34]Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won [00:23.60]And it was twelve o'clock before I realized [00:26.35]That I was havin'... no fun [00:30.09]But fortunately I have the key to escape reality [00:36.22]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile [00:42.51]It don't cost very much [00:45.22]But it lasts a long while [00:47.67]Won't you please tell the man [00:50.62]I didn't kill anyone [00:53.39]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun [01:07.64]Last time I checked my bankroll [01:11.09]It was gettin' thin [01:13.64]Sometimes it seems like the bottom [01:16.65]Is the only place I've been [01:20.40]I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end [01:26.03]And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen [01:31.36]But fortunately I have the key to escape reality [01:38.18]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile [01:44.57]It don't cost very much [01:47.18]But it lasts a long while [01:49.72]Won't you please tell the man [01:52.63]I didn't kill anyone [01:55.59]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun [02:10.12]Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls [02:16.30]Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls [02:22.14]I dreamed the police heard everything I thought... what then? [02:27.77]Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman [02:33.56]Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality [02:40.07]And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile [02:46.13]It don't cost very much [02:48.54]But it lasts a long while [02:51.51]Won't you please tell the man [02:54.18]I didn't kill anyone [02:57.18]No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun [03:01.47]Well done [03:02.85]Hot dog bun [03:04.27]My sister's a nun