Last night 
I went to town, hit every bar around
A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, 
Lord I though 
I could drink 'em all
Jose, Jack and 
Jim my best drinkin' friends
They poured 'em up and 
I shot 'em down, 
Lord I thought 
I was goin' to drown
How can I be so thirsty this mornin' after all 
I drank last night?
I was a-sippin' and a-tippin', a-chuggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight
I woke up with this cotton mouth wrapped 'round my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this mornin' after all 
I drank last night?
Call it a flaw in chemistry, a medical mystery
I fell washed up but 
I'm so dry can't even make a tear to cry
This ole achin' head, 
I should have stayed in bed
Now I'm hung over this kitchen sink and 
I can't get enough to drink
How can I be so thirsty this mornin' after all 
I drank last night?
I was a-sippin' and a-tippin', chuggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth wrapped 'round my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this mornin' after all 
I drank last night?
Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth wrapped 'round my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this mornin' after all 
I drank last night?