| Song | Deathbed Salesman |
| Artist | Jeremy Messersmith |
| Album | The Reluctant Graveyard |
| I can tell you've got taste | |
| You shouldn't have to settle | |
| You deserve the best | |
| So why not rest in style? | |
| What's that you say? You're feeling fine? | |
| Well, if you want my opinion | |
| In this line of work | |
| It never hurts to plan | |
| This is how it has to end | |
| So love somebody while you can | |
| No, you won't need to pack | |
| You've got a reservation | |
| But you don't have to wait | |
| If you don't want to | |
| And you won't feel a thing | |
| All your friends are there already | |
| Once you're gone | |
| You'll never want to live again |