| Song | Johnny One Note |
| Artist | John Pizzarelli |
| Album | With a Song in My Heart |
| Johnny could only sing one note | |
| And the note he sings was this | |
| Ah! | |
| Poor Johnny one-note | |
| sang out with "gusto" | |
| And just overlorded the place | |
| Poor Johnny one-note | |
| yelled willy nilly | |
| Until he was bleu in the face | |
| For holding one note was his ace | |
| Couldn’t hear the brass | |
| Couldn’t hear the drum | |
| He was in a class | |
| By himself, by gum! | |
| Poor Johnny one-note | |
| Got in Aida | |
| Indeed a great chance to be brave | |
| He took his one note | |
| Howled like the North Wind | |
| Brought forth wind that made critics rave, | |
| While Verdi turned round in his grave! | |
| Couldn’t hear the flute | |
| Or the big trombone | |
| Ev’ry one was mute | |
| Johnny stood alone. | |
| Cats and dogs stopped yapping | |
| Lions in the zoo | |
| All were jealous of Johnny's big trill | |
| Thunder claps stopped clapping, | |
| Traffic ceased its roar, | |
| And they tell us Niag’ra stood still. | |
| He stopped the train whistles, | |
| Boat whistles, | |
| steam whistles, | |
| Cop whistles, | |
| all whistles bowed to his skill | |
| Sing Johnny One-Note, | |
| Sing out with "gusto" and | |
| Just overwhelm all the crowd | |
| Ah! | |
| So sing Johnny One-Note, out loud!! | |
| Sing Johnny One-Note | |
| Sing Johnny One-Note out loud! |
| Johnny could only sing one note | |
| And the note he sings was this | |
| Ah! | |
| Poor Johnny onenote | |
| sang out with " gusto" | |
| And just overlorded the place | |
| Poor Johnny onenote | |
| yelled willy nilly | |
| Until he was bleu in the face | |
| For holding one note was his ace | |
| Couldn' t hear the brass | |
| Couldn' t hear the drum | |
| He was in a class | |
| By himself, by gum! | |
| Poor Johnny onenote | |
| Got in Aida | |
| Indeed a great chance to be brave | |
| He took his one note | |
| Howled like the North Wind | |
| Brought forth wind that made critics rave, | |
| While Verdi turned round in his grave! | |
| Couldn' t hear the flute | |
| Or the big trombone | |
| Ev' ry one was mute | |
| Johnny stood alone. | |
| Cats and dogs stopped yapping | |
| Lions in the zoo | |
| All were jealous of Johnny' s big trill | |
| Thunder claps stopped clapping, | |
| Traffic ceased its roar, | |
| And they tell us Niag' ra stood still. | |
| He stopped the train whistles, | |
| Boat whistles, | |
| steam whistles, | |
| Cop whistles, | |
| all whistles bowed to his skill | |
| Sing Johnny OneNote, | |
| Sing out with " gusto" and | |
| Just overwhelm all the crowd | |
| Ah! | |
| So sing Johnny OneNote, out loud!! | |
| Sing Johnny OneNote | |
| Sing Johnny OneNote out loud! |