[ti:global warming] [ar:john grant] [al:grey tickles,black pressure] [00:24.350]You people and your cute little terms [00:28.340]you like to throw around and make everybody squirm [00:32.500]Upper class, middle class, lower class, sassafras [00:35.620]Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass [00:40.400]How am I supposed to live in a world [00:43.800]with no Madeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone [00:48.700]Wal-Mart is not an auto zone, 31 is trash [00:52.800]and now I just want to be left alone [01:03.700]Global warming is ruining my fair complexion [01:11.600]Augmenting all my imperfections [01:15.400]And Brazil does not need more encouragement [01:22.700]Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes [01:29.800]To paint their homes with guns and knives [01:34.400]In search of bodily refreshments and some homicide [01:41.500]I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun [01:45.650]They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians [01:49.700]And all they do is hang out ,clogging up the streets [01:53.600]Congratulating each other on their pedicured feet [01:57.400]Sure I like to see the fella's get bored in their beds [02:01.500]Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their tans [02:05.400]I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken man [02:09.600]But I guess you can look, nobody said that you can't [02:59.300]Global warming is ruining my fair complexion [03:06.700]Augmenting all my imperfections [03:10.600]And Brazil does not need more encouragement [03:18.600]Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes [03:25.600]To leave their homes with guns and knives [03:29.300]In search of bodily refreshments and some homicide [03:36.500]All I've got are first world problems [03:40.400]I guess I better get some more third world kind