I feel phenomenal as usual Pharmaceuticals Glue stick to crucify me at Bonnaroo But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee Chicago or Houston In the corner tryna seek solitude Shallow but such a hollow dude I won't even swallow solid food Alcoholic too Plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa Top it off I'm on mushrooms So fuck all of ya Roses are violet Mollies are blue Lost in a ball of confusion It's all an illusion It's probably the shrooms I'm on Cuz I think I started hallucinatin' Cuz I just thought I just heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new shit And all I can do is follow the music And end up wit Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza Filling water balloons wit nail polish remova Just a pro'lem in wallowin' fumes I feel uptight I got to get loosa Afta I finish polishin' off This bottle of booze I got a solution Concentrated like orange juice So I'm not as diluted Cuz all this delusion got me seein' shit Excusez-moi but that coochie did pass Ya see her ass Wouldn't make her my main squeeze But juicier ass it belongs in a juicer It's mouth waterin' too So I walked up to it like I'm Marshall Wanna try to meet my standards I'll duce ya Oh I'm a misogynist too But I'm not a masseuse But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth A chronic abuser Not only user of marijuana I mean verbal assault That I use to smoke all of ya losers Got a bazooka a shotgun A ruger a Glock and a nuke And a Rottweiler too I'm not in the mood so When I say I'm bringin' the Tech out I'm not comin' to repair Yo fucking electronic computers God I'm goin' to puke I'm so gone off the hookah I think I swallowed a loofa I'm tore up demolished A fucking stone like Oliver Like I looked Medusa In the eyeball to seduce her The thoughts I produce are loony tunes The box of usable latex gloves And the socks and the shoes 2 replace next up Veronica's boobs And a paychecks That were stuffed in a glove box In a blue Honda wit used condoms were clues The girl was just not the one suitable fo' or Right fo' me will change me Rearrange my head 2 be Just right fo' ya and me Don't laugh please listen Thought I'd give in to the pressure Collapse and crumble perhaps Relapsing under that Well that's a bunch of crap In the clutch I'm the Captain Crunch of rap And I'm sick of acting humble That's enough of that Fuck that shit cut the sack Like it's a natural reaction That's why I'm actually trapped in This shoving match Cuz push keeps coming to that I can keep getting my ass kicked Im coming back Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit Still mad Disgruntled had sum' struggles yeah But that passionate hunger's back The fantastic juggling act & the way I flip my tongue on the track It's like verbal acrobatics but in fact Last time I tried to Pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic I fucking crashed my hovercraft Afta I strapped the duffel bag to my back And stuck the massive punchin' bag in it An elastic bungee strap Proper plaster a thumb tack & a piece of plastic bubble wrap Went spastic and fuckin' snapped Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid Stumbled back recovered back flipped And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat And for my last trick lunge on back lash On a N A S A shuttle flap Fuckin' snapped the rudder in half Chuckled and laughed Buttaled my last rebuttal And just asked him to come crash And I go grab my Go-Go-Gadget Inflatable gigantic humongous mattress And ceramic construction hat Rubbed my magic mushroom tat Fell off then splat get up from that Face taped to a waste paper basket Throw up then gas lungs collapse And that's mor likely Than finding someone that's Right fo' me will change me Rearrange my head 2 be Just right for ya and me Don't laugh please listen Couple of shots of Jäger Public intoxication dis fucking intoxication Flooded wit thoughts of anger While I was away I know probably sum' Of ya got 2 thinking 'You're top 10 ain't ya ' Stop cuz ya fuckas are talking crazy And stop interrupting You're not even up in the conversation Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous Underground pop or nameless Whatever yo job is I came 2 fuck wit yo occupation You're thinking just cuz ya came in wit scrubs And ya brought the scalpel and sponge The oxygen tank and the suction And shot the brain surgeon Stuck in the operating room Once ya done swapped yo name wit him Smuggled in Ronald Reagan Dug him up Donald Fagen While juggling waffles baking Fucking McDonald's egg And cheese sausage bagel finagle They flung it across the table Then bump it and knock it shake it Jumped and got in the way Then disrupted my concentration I said fuck it and lost my patience Since they all woke up from sedation Ain't none of ya Doctor Dre So then what does it got ya thinking Ya can fuck wit this operation aftamath Still running hip-hop amazing I'm still plugging along No need for an assumption Here's confirmation I'm up for the long duration I'm just looking for sumething 2 walk away wit Sum' pocket change and a lil integrity Tho' I'll probably be jumping across the stage Till I'm fucking Madonna's age and Stuck in an awkward place in my life But I shit ya not like I'm fucked up wit constipation That day will come Befor I stumble upon sum' lady thats Right for me will change me Rearrange my head 2 be Just right for ya and me Don't laugh please listen