(Whistling)
(Finger snapping)

Evil team up,
Dastardly scheme up,
Taking them to town,
Gonna catch them,
Throw them and fetch them,
Put them in the pound.

You kicked us around,
You mocked and offended,
The pages have turned,
And your chapter has ended
Now, cause O.W.C.A.'s going down.

That's right!

Don't eyeball me,
Just look askance,
Your team was run aground,
You say you didn't eat those plans,
But here's the ultrasound.

Your agency's over,
The whole thing is ending,
Check out our homepage
And see how we're trending!
O.W.C.A.'s going down! (Distract!)
O.W.C.A.'s going down! (Grab!)
O.W.C.A.'s going down! (Lasso!)
O.W.C.A.'s going down! (Nab!)
O.W.C.A.'s going down!