Venus In Flares

	A million housewives every day
	Pick up a can of beans and say:
	“What an amazing example of synchronisation”
	He looked out of the aeroplane
	And he saw the Alps way down below
	He fixed his gaze on the white terrain
	And he could see a portrait in the snow
	And he shouted: “Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell”
	That’s an ominous example of the power of TV
	And I went la la la la la la la
	La la la la la la laaa
	Oh la la la la la la la
	Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words
	Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac
	By Christ they were trendy at the time
	I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime
	The man behind the mask at C&A’s was quite polite
	He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn’t have to fight
	And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (sure George)
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Oh God)
	Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
	Well, he had ten thousand men
	And he marched them all to the top of the hill
	And he had them all again

	A million housewives every day
	Pick up a can of beans and say:
	" What an amazing example of synchronisation"
	He looked out of the aeroplane
	And he saw the Alps way down below
	He fixed his gaze on the white terrain
	And he could see a portrait in the snow
	And he shouted: " Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell"
	That' s an ominous example of the power of TV
	And I went la la la la la la la
	La la la la la la laaa
	Oh la la la la la la la
	Just like everyone else does when they can' t think of any more words
	Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac
	By Christ they were trendy at the time
	I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime
	The man behind the mask at C A' s was quite polite
	He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn' t have to fight
	And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure George
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
	Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh God
	Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
	Well, he had ten thousand men
	And he marched them all to the top of the hill
	And he had them all again