Sealclubbing Lyrics

	I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
	When a man walked up to me
	“Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
	If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?”
	Wo-oh ippee ay oh
	Found myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
	When a frail voice asked of me:
	“Would you mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension
	Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension”
	No-oh ippee ay oh
	Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
	When he reached out for the jar
	He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
	A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way
	To ooh-ooh, to kill yourself
	Down beside the babbling brook
	I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
	When the stallion said to me:
	“That’s the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait
	You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate”
	Ooh-ooh said the stallion
	Me and my girl – sealclubbing
	Me and my girl – out on the ice
	Me and my girl – sealclubbing
	Me and my girl – ooh paradise

	I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
	When a man walked up to me
	" Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
	If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?"
	Wooh ippee ay oh
	Found myself standing ' mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
	When a frail voice asked of me:
	" Would you mind, dear boy, I just can' t stand all this tension
	Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension"
	Nooh ippee ay oh
	Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
	When he reached out for the jar
	He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
	A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way
	To oohooh, to kill yourself
	Down beside the babbling brook
	I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
	When the stallion said to me:
	" That' s the third biro that you' ve broke and all day I cannot wait
	You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate"
	Oohooh said the stallion
	Me and my girl sealclubbing
	Me and my girl out on the ice
	Me and my girl sealclubbing
	Me and my girl ooh paradise

	I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
	When a man walked up to me
	" Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
	If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?"
	Wooh ippee ay oh
	Found myself standing ' mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
	When a frail voice asked of me:
	" Would you mind, dear boy, I just can' t stand all this tension
	Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension"
	Nooh ippee ay oh
	Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
	When he reached out for the jar
	He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
	A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way
	To oohooh, to kill yourself
	Down beside the babbling brook
	I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
	When the stallion said to me:
	" That' s the third biro that you' ve broke and all day I cannot wait
	You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate"
	Oohooh said the stallion
	Me and my girl sealclubbing
	Me and my girl out on the ice
	Me and my girl sealclubbing
	Me and my girl ooh paradise

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