| Song | Girlfriend's Finished with Him |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | McIntyre, Treadmore & Davitt |
| The difference between us and all the other bands | |
| Is that we’re different | |
| You can tell by the way we do our interviews | |
| That we are different | |
| Underneath the underlying tones and dizzy melodies | |
| Next to the intelligent guitars | |
| You’ll find frailty, beauty, sex as art | |
| And something or other about dolphins | |
| Parlourmaids, dandelions, things ’bout my mind | |
| And a dead girl’s soul that lives inside me | |
| And we don’t really know what it’s meant to be | |
| But it’s an absolute depth of intensity | |
| But at the end of the night | |
| When the rider’s been ridden | |
| We claim our fee and we get back in the van again | |
| Inspired by no-one, other groups bore us | |
| How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus? | |
| ‘Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke | |
| You get back in to the Wim van Hanegem | |
| Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team | |
| Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could | |
| Telly Savalas is set to spearhead | |
| An ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel Way | |
| Telly Savalas is set to spearhead | |
| An ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel Way | |
| Ol’ Television is set to spearhead | |
| An ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel Way | |
| Who loves yer costermonger? |
| The difference between us and all the other bands | |
| Is that we' re different | |
| You can tell by the way we do our interviews | |
| That we are different | |
| Underneath the underlying tones and dizzy melodies | |
| Next to the intelligent guitars | |
| You' ll find frailty, beauty, sex as art | |
| And something or other about dolphins | |
| Parlourmaids, dandelions, things ' bout my mind | |
| And a dead girl' s soul that lives inside me | |
| And we don' t really know what it' s meant to be | |
| But it' s an absolute depth of intensity | |
| But at the end of the night | |
| When the rider' s been ridden | |
| We claim our fee and we get back in the van again | |
| Inspired by noone, other groups bore us | |
| How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus? | |
| ' Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke | |
| You get back in to the Wim van Hanegem | |
| Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team | |
| Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could | |
| Telly Savalas is set to spearhead | |
| An ' Oi' revival down Whitechapel Way | |
| Telly Savalas is set to spearhead | |
| An ' Oi' revival down Whitechapel Way | |
| Ol' Television is set to spearhead | |
| An ' Oi' revival down Whitechapel Way | |
| Who loves yer costermonger? |