| Song | Our Tune |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | McIntyre, Treadmore & Davitt |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| You said you’d found me helpless on the A47 | |
| Shouting at the passers by that Alan Brazil | |
| Seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band | |
| And now you want to put me in the ambulance | |
| But I don’t want to go in the ambulance | |
| I asked if you would like to go along to | |
| See the Rocky Horror Picture Show | |
| You said you’d love to so I murdered your family | |
| ‘Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show | |
| Besides I’m going browsing round hardware shops | |
| You’ll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway | |
| Trying in vain to wave a fourball through | |
| I’ll understand if you should walk straight past me | |
| Ideally though I hope you’d call an ambulance | |
| Unless of course you’re… | |
| Sampling Alessi in St Neots | |
| Or chasing Bunty James round Hilton Park | |
| Oh, Oh Lori in St Neots | |
| Is this me or is this Dead-Shot Keen? | |
| Hello, this is Joanie | |
| This plectrum once belonged to you know who | |
| Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back | |
| Go into town |
| You said you' d found me helpless on the A47 | |
| Shouting at the passers by that Alan Brazil | |
| Seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band | |
| And now you want to put me in the ambulance | |
| But I don' t want to go in the ambulance | |
| I asked if you would like to go along to | |
| See the Rocky Horror Picture Show | |
| You said you' d love to so I murdered your family | |
| ' Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show | |
| Besides I' m going browsing round hardware shops | |
| You' ll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway | |
| Trying in vain to wave a fourball through | |
| I' ll understand if you should walk straight past me | |
| Ideally though I hope you' d call an ambulance | |
| Unless of course you' re | |
| Sampling Alessi in St Neots | |
| Or chasing Bunty James round Hilton Park | |
| Oh, Oh Lori in St Neots | |
| Is this me or is this DeadShot Keen? | |
| Hello, this is Joanie | |
| This plectrum once belonged to you know who | |
| Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back | |
| Go into town |
| You said you' d found me helpless on the A47 | |
| Shouting at the passers by that Alan Brazil | |
| Seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band | |
| And now you want to put me in the ambulance | |
| But I don' t want to go in the ambulance | |
| I asked if you would like to go along to | |
| See the Rocky Horror Picture Show | |
| You said you' d love to so I murdered your family | |
| ' Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show | |
| Besides I' m going browsing round hardware shops | |
| You' ll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway | |
| Trying in vain to wave a fourball through | |
| I' ll understand if you should walk straight past me | |
| Ideally though I hope you' d call an ambulance | |
| Unless of course you' re | |
| Sampling Alessi in St Neots | |
| Or chasing Bunty James round Hilton Park | |
| Oh, Oh Lori in St Neots | |
| Is this me or is this DeadShot Keen? | |
| Hello, this is Joanie | |
| This plectrum once belonged to you know who | |
| Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back | |
| Go into town |