| Song | Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Achtung Bono |
| I could have put my head in a bucket full of porridge | |
| And moaned about the hospital parking scheme | |
| I would have saved 14 pounds | |
| That I just splashed out on your second album | |
| For that’s what it’s akin to | |
| And furthermore | |
| You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo | |
| You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo | |
| If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation | |
| Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations | |
| There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation | |
| As revealed to St John the Divine | |
| See also Mary Hopkin | |
| She must despair | |
| You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo | |
| You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo | |
| Authentic celtic band… | |
| Advent in the High Street | |
| I point and sing | |
| Busk when it’s Christmas, you only busk when it’s Christmas | |
| And you’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo | |
| You’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo (you’ve got a) | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo (you’ve got a) | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo (you’ve got a) | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Ah well you’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo |
| I could have put my head in a bucket full of porridge | |
| And moaned about the hospital parking scheme | |
| I would have saved 14 pounds | |
| That I just splashed out on your second album | |
| For that' s what it' s akin to | |
| And furthermore | |
| You' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo | |
| You' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo | |
| If you' re going to quote from the Book of Revelation | |
| Don' t keep calling it the Book of Revelations | |
| There' s no " s", it' s the Book of Revelation | |
| As revealed to St John the Divine | |
| See also Mary Hopkin | |
| She must despair | |
| You' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo | |
| You' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo | |
| Authentic celtic band | |
| Advent in the High Street | |
| I point and sing | |
| Busk when it' s Christmas, you only busk when it' s Christmas | |
| And you' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo | |
| You' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo you' ve got a | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo you' ve got a | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo you' ve got a | |
| Shit arm, bad tattoo | |
| Ah well you' ve got a shit arm, and that' s a bad tattoo |