Restless Legs

	Here she lies in her fleecy gown
	By my side in the eiderdown
	But she can’t get a ticket to Morningtown
	‘Cos I’ve got restless legs
	Boring though this film may be
	Slumber still won’t visit thee
	So long as you stay next to me
	For I have restless legs
	Milky drink and Sudafed
	“That should sort you out”, she said
	As I kicked myself clean out of the bed
	Grazed my restless legs
	Homeopathic cures I’ve sought
	All in all they’ve come to nought
	I wish it was some astronaut
	Who had these restless legs
	Four o-six and I’m wide awake
	I’ve got an uncontrollable urge to take
	A five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
	Stretch these restless legs
	No sympathy from Uncle Greg
	Nor indeed from Aunty Meg
	Well thank God I’m not Jake the Peg
	With an extra restless leg
	So come the day when I don’t exist
	And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
	Don’t go bothering the exorcist
	It’s just my restless legs
	It’s just my restless legs
	It’s just my restless legs

	Here she lies in her fleecy gown
	By my side in the eiderdown
	But she can' t get a ticket to Morningtown
	' Cos I' ve got restless legs
	Boring though this film may be
	Slumber still won' t visit thee
	So long as you stay next to me
	For I have restless legs
	Milky drink and Sudafed
	" That should sort you out", she said
	As I kicked myself clean out of the bed
	Grazed my restless legs
	Homeopathic cures I' ve sought
	All in all they' ve come to nought
	I wish it was some astronaut
	Who had these restless legs
	Four osix and I' m wide awake
	I' ve got an uncontrollable urge to take
	A five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
	Stretch these restless legs
	No sympathy from Uncle Greg
	Nor indeed from Aunty Meg
	Well thank God I' m not Jake the Peg
	With an extra restless leg
	So come the day when I don' t exist
	And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
	Don' t go bothering the exorcist
	It' s just my restless legs
	It' s just my restless legs
	It' s just my restless legs