Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)

Song	Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
Artist	Half Man Half Biscuit
Album	CSI: Ambleside

	I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between
	Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr
	And I saw in a dream
	Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
	They were plunging headlong into a ravine
	And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing
	Came the behemoth, seven score and nine
	To rescue all the children from their parents on the line
	And they took them to a crash site
	Unfurled a ball of twine
	And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
	No more the Multiplex
	Stood in its stead
	Pleasure grounds with maize in the shape of a sled
	Outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
	“Equus On The Buses”, starring Mr Ed
	And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing
	And a plague fell upon the Retail Park
	And a storm broke over Henman Hill
	And the christening party arsehole
	Who hitherto had blurred
	My conception of man as nature’s final word
	Was fleeing from the lava
	His SatNav pleading thus:
	“I’m not from round here mate, you should have got the bus”
	Enter then a real rat pack
	Millions pouring in
	And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
	And the nights are drawing in
	And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing

	I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between
	Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr
	And I saw in a dream
	Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
	They were plunging headlong into a ravine
	And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing
	Came the behemoth, seven score and nine
	To rescue all the children from their parents on the line
	And they took them to a crash site
	Unfurled a ball of twine
	And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
	No more the Multiplex
	Stood in its stead
	Pleasure grounds with maize in the shape of a sled
	Outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
	" Equus On The Buses", starring Mr Ed
	And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing
	And a plague fell upon the Retail Park
	And a storm broke over Henman Hill
	And the christening party arsehole
	Who hitherto had blurred
	My conception of man as nature' s final word
	Was fleeing from the lava
	His SatNav pleading thus:
	" I' m not from round here mate, you should have got the bus"
	Enter then a real rat pack
	Millions pouring in
	And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
	And the nights are drawing in
	And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
	Your Evening of Swing