I don't have a cent this christmas usual it seems so i'm gonna learn how to knit i'll knit you a sweater i'll knit you a scarf i'll knit you a cigarette holder i'll knit you an aeroplane to fly and meet me here i'll knit you the nicest taxicab to pick you up from the airport when you get in i'll knit you some mittens i'll knit you some socks i'll knit you a cigarette holder i'll knit you the perfect christmas feast for us to share i'll knit you a setting sun that seagulls fly behind on the water i'll knit you a blanket i'll knit you a shawl i might not knit anything at all if my clumsy hands don't learn to knit by christmas day would you still invite me by to celebrate the day in the morning if all i brought was a kiss.