kong ming de wan mei suan shu jiao shi

Song 孔明的完美算术教室
Artist 王司徒
Album 热门华语280

Lyrics

[00:00.000] （诸葛亮下来战书）
[00:02.342] （约我等明日决战）
[00:04.593] （如何对敌？）
[00:06.604] （嘟嘟 诸葛亮连战我几座城池 士气正旺）
[00:12.749] （明日决战 正好挫败我军锐气）
[00:17.217] （诸葛亮可严整队伍 大战旌旗 以壮军威）
[00:24.333] （明日在两军阵前 诸葛亮只需一席话语）
[00:29.330] （管教我军提前射精 不战自退）
[00:34.981] （蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤蛤）
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[00:46.240] （来者可是 ⑨~）
[00:48.604] （是你爸）
[00:49.969] （嗯~ 久闻⑨之大名 今日有幸相会）
[01:00.784] （呃...）
[01:02.395] 孔明孔明 又来犯我疆界
[01:04.959] 我有知识 我非常自豪
[01:07.798] 老夫带有德之人 诸葛村夫如何比我
[01:11.064] 神器 大器 倒悬打飞机 美哉
[01:13.761] バカ~ バカ~
[01:15.108] バカ~ バカ~
[01:16.487] バカ~ バカ~
[01:17.724] 王司徒又有何作为？
[01:19.328] バカ~ バカ~
[01:20.583] バカ~ バカ~
[01:21.913] バカ~ バカ~
[01:23.264] 安敢在此饶舌！
[01:24.696] バカ~ バカ~
[01:26.086] バカ~ バカ~
[01:27.478] バカ~ バカ~
[01:28.771] 如此粗鄙之语~
[01:30.350] バカ~ バカ~
[01:31.590] バカ~ バカ~
[01:32.892] 蛤*N
[01:35.423] 汪！
[01:35.865] 我要金坷垃 疯猴一千八
[01:38.458] 再掺一袋就有三千六
[01:41.245] 再掺金坷垃 疯猴九千八
[01:43.966] 再掺一袋就有四万七千八
[01:46.744] 太祖掺坷垃 变成大王八
[01:49.501] 世祖皇帝变成大龟龟
[01:52.220] 蛤*N
[01:53.607] 老夫也要掺坷垃
[01:54.979] 诸葛孔明吃金坷垃 就怀孕
[01:57.654] 我原以为 你到阵前 必有菊花
[02:01.777] 我裤子都脱了
[02:03.203] 我没想到 你是一只大-二-哔！
[02:08.151] 二二得四 三七二十一
[02:10.862] 二四得八 六九五十四
[02:13.752] 12×450
[02:15.646] 罪恶深重 bishi不容
[02:16.971] 无耻老贼 嘴这么欠 太~放~肆~
[02:19.346] 王司徒 你有几个蛋蛋~
[02:21.797] 是二十九 还是六十八
[02:24.686] 今天我奉诏饶舌
[02:26.560] 匡君辅国 安汉兴刘
[02:27.893] 老贼怎敢在我面前
[02:29.384] 艹董卓艹到爆
[02:30.650] バカ~ バカ~
[02:31.941] バカ~ バカ~
[02:33.179] バカ~ バカ~
[02:34.501] 仍不失封侯之位
[02:36.037] バカ~ バカ~
[02:37.370] バカ~ バカ~
[02:38.759] バカ~ バカ~
[02:40.030] 此乃自然之理
[02:41.553] バカ~ バカ~
[02:42.898] バカ~ バカ~
[02:44.286] バカ~ バカ~
[02:45.534] 诸葛村夫 你敢——
[02:46.980] バカ~ バカ~
[02:48.410] バカ~ バカ~
[02:49.699] 蛤*N
[02:52.180] （我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人！）
[02:57.172] （你——）

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zhū gě liàng xià lái zhàn shū
[00:02.342] yuē wǒ děng míng rì jué zhàn
[00:04.593] rú hé duì dí?
[00:06.604] dū dū zhū gě liàng lián zhàn wǒ jǐ zuò chéng chí shì qì zhèng wàng
[00:12.749] míng rì jué zhàn zhèng hǎo cuò bài wǒ jūn ruì qì
[00:17.217] zhū gě liàng kě yán zhěng duì wǔ dà zhàn jīng qí yǐ zhuàng jūn wēi
[00:24.333] míng rì zài liǎng jūn zhèn qián zhū gě liàng zhǐ xū yī xí huà yǔ
[00:29.330] guǎn jiào wǒ jūn tí qián shè jīng bù zhàn zì tuì
[00:34.981] há há há há há há há há
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[00:46.240] lái zhě kě shì
[00:48.604] shì nǐ bà
[00:49.969] jiǔ wén zhī dà míng jīn rì yǒu xìng xiāng huì
[01:00.784] è...
[01:02.395] kǒng míng kǒng míng yòu lái fàn wǒ jiāng jiè
[01:04.959] wǒ yǒu zhī shí wǒ fēi cháng zì háo
[01:07.798] lǎo fū dài yǒu dé zhī rén zhū gě cūn fū rú hé bǐ wǒ
[01:11.064] shén qì dà qì dào xuán dǎ fēi jī měi zāi
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[01:17.724] wáng sī tú yòu yǒu hé zuò wéi?
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[01:23.264] ān gǎn zài cǐ ráo shé!
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[01:27.478]
[01:28.771] rú cǐ cū bǐ zhī yǔ
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[01:31.590]
[01:32.892] há N
[01:35.423] wāng!
[01:35.865] wǒ yào jīn kē lā fēng hóu yī qiān bā
[01:38.458] zài càn yī dài jiù yǒu sān qiān liù
[01:41.245] zài càn jīn kē lā fēng hóu jiǔ qiān bā
[01:43.966] zài càn yī dài jiù yǒu sì wàn qī qiān bā
[01:46.744] tài zǔ càn kē lā biàn chéng dài wáng bā
[01:49.501] shì zǔ huáng dì biàn chéng dà guī guī
[01:52.220] há N
[01:53.607] lǎo fū yě yào càn kē lā
[01:54.979] zhū gě kǒng míng chī jīn kē lā jiù huái yùn
[01:57.654] wǒ yuán yǐ wéi nǐ dào zhèn qián bì yǒu jú huā
[02:01.777] wǒ kù zǐ dōu tuō le
[02:03.203] wǒ méi xiǎng dào nǐ shì yì zhī dà èr bì!
[02:08.151] èr èr dé sì sān qī èr shí yī
[02:10.862] èr sì dé bā liù jiǔ wǔ shí sì
[02:13.752] 12 450
[02:15.646] zuì è shēn zhòng bishi bù róng
[02:16.971] wú chǐ lǎo zéi zuǐ zhè me qiàn tài fàng sì
[02:19.346] wáng sī tú nǐ yǒu jǐ gè dàn dàn
[02:21.797] shì èr shí jiǔ hái shì liù shí bā
[02:24.686] jīn tiān wǒ fèng zhào ráo shé
[02:26.560] kuāng jūn fǔ guó ān hàn xìng liú
[02:27.893] lǎo zéi zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián
[02:29.384] cao dǒng zhuō cao dào bào
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[02:33.179]
[02:34.501] réng bù shī fēng hóu zhī wèi
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[02:40.030] cǐ nǎi zì rán zhī lǐ
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[02:45.534] zhū gě cūn fū nǐ gǎn
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[02:49.699] há N
[02:52.180] wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò yǒu rú cǐ hòu yán wú chǐ zhī rén!
[02:57.172] nǐ