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Song 甩葱歌
Artist 王司徒
Album 热门华语280

Lyrics

[ti:诸葛亮x王司徒]
[ar:王司徒]
[al:bilibili 3次元鬼畜]
[00:00:00] 诸葛亮下来战书
[00:02:00] 约我等明日决战
[00:04:10] 如何对敌
[00:05:80]
[00:10:30] 嘟嘟
[00:12:00] 诸葛亮连占我几座城池
[00:14:50] 士气正旺
[00:17:50] 明日在两军阵前
[00:19:10] 诸葛亮只需一席话语
[00:22:60] 管教老夫拱手而降
[00:25:90] 不战自退~
[00:28:50]
[00:36:00] 来者可是马猴烧酒
[00:41:30] 正是
[00:42:50] 久闻公之大翔
[00:44:00] 今日有幸相会
[00:47:00]
[00:51:00] 诸诸诸诸葛诸诸诸村夫
[00:55:20] 诸诸诸诸葛诸诸诸村夫
[00:56:00] 公公公疯猴公公公你敢
[01:04:00] 公公公疯猴公公公
[01:08:00] 你麻蛋
[01:09:00] 公既知天命
[01:10:00] 为何天天要犯我疆界
[01:11:30] 无名之师
[01:12:50] 有便便
[01:13:00] 为何天天天天天天食大便
[01:15:00] 自桓桓灵灵帝以来
[01:17:00] 黄巾猖獗猖獗天下纷纷争
[01:19:00] 生灵累卵累卵有危机
[01:21:70] 老夫射射射射射射射神器
[01:24:00] 我太太 武皇帝
[01:25:00] 天天倒悬老夫 打飞机
[01:28:00] 扫六合 卷八荒
[01:30:00] 此乃圆环之理不可逆
[01:32:00] 我爸爸 文皇帝
[01:34:00] 一只王八王八成大统
[01:36:00] 神文圣武骟尧舜
[01:38:00] 实乃天命天命之大乌龟也
[01:40:00] 公蕴大才 抱大器
[01:41:00] 自比管仲乐毅大皇帝
[01:44:50] 何乃强要 逆天理
[01:45:30] 不如niconiconiconiconi
[01:47:00] 今我大魏疯猴千千万
[01:49:00] 顺天者昌逆天者亡亡亡
[01:52:00] 谅尔等腐草之萤光
[01:54:10] 不如倒戈卸甲以礼来降降降
[01:55:10] 住口！
[01:56:00] 王司徒 无耻老贼
[01:57:50] 怎敢在我面前饶狗舌
[01:59:80] 岂不知 天下之人
[02:01:80] 皆愿生啖生啖生啖你蛋蛋
[02:03:90] 我原以为你有蛋蛋
[02:05:50] 没想到你竟如此粗粗粗 (-__-)b
[02:07:90] 我有一言请静听
[02:09:90] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[02:12:40] 昔日 桓帝灵帝时
[02:13:00] 汉统衰落宦官酿祸祸
[02:15:60] 国乱岁凶四方扰攘
[02:17:90] 黄巾之后董卓李傕郭汜等接踵而起
[02:20:10] 尼玛庙堂之上 朽木为官
[02:22:20] 尼玛殿陛之间 禽兽食禄
[02:24:30] 尼玛狼心狗行 奴颜婢膝
[02:25:10] 婢膝婢膝婢膝
[02:27:00] 婢婢婢婢婢婢
[02:28:90] 尼玛蛋
[02:30:00] 社稷变丘墟
[02:31:00] 苍生饱受涂炭之苦
[02:32:00] 国难之际
[02:33:00] 王司徒 只会汪汪汪汪汪汪汪狺狺吠
[02:36:00] 理当匡君辅国安汉兴刘
[02:38:00] 何须反助逆贼同谋篡位
[02:40:00] 你即将命归九泉下
[02:41:80] 怎敢面对阵前两军将士槽泥巴
[02:44:00] 今幸天意 不绝炎汉
[02:46:00] 昭烈皇帝西川承大统
[02:48:10] 我奉旨 兴师讨贼
[02:50:10] 只可潜身缩首苟衣食
[02:52:20] 你即为谄谀之大狗
[02:55:00] 怎敢在我面前在我面前汪汪汪
[02:56:10] 你罔活二四六八十
[02:58:90] 一生未立寸功只会助曹为虐
[03:00:80] 无耻老贼 谄谀之臣
[03:02:00] 二臣贼子 禽兽不如
[03:04:00] 皓首匹夫 苍髯老贼
[03:06:00] 一条断脊之犬 东海之龟龟龟
[03:08:00] 罪恶深重 天地不容
[03:10:00] 有何面目去见汉朝九十九先帝
[03:12:00] 我从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人！
[03:29:00] 最后祝你
[03:30:40] 一天不听
[03:31:90] 浑身射*
[03:33:60] 再见

Pinyin

ti: zhū gě liàng x wáng sī tú
ar: wáng sī tú
al: bilibili 3 cì yuán guǐ chù
[00:00:00] zhū gě liàng xià lái zhàn shū
[00:02:00] yuē wǒ děng míng rì jué zhàn
[00:04:10] rú hé duì dí
[00:05:80]
[00:10:30] dū dū
[00:12:00] zhū gě liàng lián zhàn wǒ jǐ zuò chéng chí
[00:14:50] shì qì zhèng wàng
[00:17:50] míng rì zài liǎng jūn zhèn qián
[00:19:10] zhū gě liàng zhǐ xū yī xí huà yǔ
[00:22:60] guǎn jiào lǎo fū gǒng shòu ér xiáng
[00:25:90] bù zhàn zì tuì
[00:28:50]
[00:36:00] lái zhě kě shì mǎ hóu shāo jiǔ
[00:41:30] zhèng shì
[00:42:50] jiǔ wén gōng zhī dà xiáng
[00:44:00] jīn rì yǒu xìng xiāng huì
[00:47:00]
[00:51:00] zhū zhū zhū zhū gě zhū zhū zhū cūn fū
[00:55:20] zhū zhū zhū zhū gě zhū zhū zhū cūn fū
[00:56:00] gōng gōng gōng fēng hóu gōng gōng gōng nǐ gǎn
[01:04:00] gōng gōng gōng fēng hóu gōng gōng gōng
[01:08:00] nǐ má dàn
[01:09:00] gōng jì zhī tiān mìng
[01:10:00] wèi hé tiān tiān yào fàn wǒ jiāng jiè
[01:11:30] wú míng zhī shī
[01:12:50] yǒu pián pián
[01:13:00] wèi hé tiān tiān tiān tiān tiān tiān shí dà biàn
[01:15:00] zì huán huán líng líng dì yǐ lái
[01:17:00] huáng jīn chāng jué chāng jué tiān xià fēn fēn zhēng
[01:19:00] shēng líng léi luǎn léi luǎn yǒu wēi jī
[01:21:70] lǎo fū shè shè shè shè shè shè shè shén qì
[01:24:00] wǒ tài tài wǔ huáng dì
[01:25:00] tiān tiān dào xuán lǎo fū dǎ fēi jī
[01:28:00] sǎo liù hé juǎn bā huāng
[01:30:00] cǐ nǎi yuán huán zhī lǐ bù kě nì
[01:32:00] wǒ bà bà wén huáng dì
[01:34:00] yì zhī wáng bā wáng bā chéng dà tǒng
[01:36:00] shén wén shèng wǔ shàn yáo shùn
[01:38:00] shí nǎi tiān mìng tiān mìng zhī dà wū guī yě
[01:40:00] gōng yùn dà cái bào dà qì
[01:41:00] zì bǐ guǎn zhòng lè yì dà huáng dì
[01:44:50] hé nǎi qiáng yào nì tiān lǐ
[01:45:30] bù rú niconiconiconiconi
[01:47:00] jīn wǒ dà wèi fēng hóu qiān qiān wàn
[01:49:00] shùn tiān zhě chāng nì tiān zhě wáng wáng wáng
[01:52:00] liàng ěr děng fǔ cǎo zhī yíng guāng
[01:54:10] bù rú dǎo gē xiè jiǎ yǐ lǐ lái jiàng jiàng jiàng
[01:55:10] zhù kǒu!
[01:56:00] wáng sī tú wú chǐ lǎo zéi
[01:57:50] zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián ráo gǒu shé
[01:59:80] qǐ bù zhī tiān xià zhī rén
[02:01:80] jiē yuàn shēng dàn shēng dàn shēng dàn nǐ dàn dàn
[02:03:90] wǒ yuán yǐ wéi nǐ yǒu dàn dàn
[02:05:50] méi xiǎng dào nǐ jìng rú cǐ cū cū cū __ b
[02:07:90] wǒ yǒu yī yán qǐng jìng tīng
[02:09:90] hā hā hā hā hā hā hā
[02:12:40] xī rì huán dì líng dì shí
[02:13:00] hàn tǒng shuāi luò huàn guān niàng huò huò
[02:15:60] guó luàn suì xiōng sì fāng rǎo rǎng
[02:17:90] huáng jīn zhī hòu dǒng zhuō lǐ jué guō sì děng jiē zhǒng ér qǐ
[02:20:10] ní mǎ miào táng zhī shàng xiǔ mù wèi guān
[02:22:20] ní mǎ diàn bì zhī jiān qín shòu shí lù
[02:24:30] ní mǎ láng xīn gǒu xíng nú yán bì xī
[02:25:10] bì xī bì xī bì xī
[02:27:00] bì bì bì bì bì bì
[02:28:90] ní mǎ dàn
[02:30:00] shè jì biàn qiū xū
[02:31:00] cāng shēng bǎo shòu tú tàn zhī kǔ
[02:32:00] guó nàn zhī jì
[02:33:00] wáng sī tú zhǐ huì wāng wāng wāng wāng wāng wāng wāng yín yín fèi
[02:36:00] lǐ dāng kuāng jūn fǔ guó ān hàn xìng liú
[02:38:00] hé xū fǎn zhù nì zéi tóng móu cuàn wèi
[02:40:00] nǐ jí jiāng mìng guī jiǔ quán xià
[02:41:80] zěn gǎn miàn duì zhèn qián liǎng jūn jiàng shì cáo ní bā
[02:44:00] jīn xìng tiān yì bù jué yán hàn
[02:46:00] zhāo liè huáng dì xī chuān chéng dà tǒng
[02:48:10] wǒ fèng zhǐ xīng shī tǎo zéi
[02:50:10] zhǐ kě qián shēn suō shǒu gǒu yī shí
[02:52:20] nǐ jí wéi chǎn yú zhī dà gǒu
[02:55:00] zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián zài wǒ miàn qián wāng wāng wāng
[02:56:10] nǐ wǎng huó èr sì liù bā shí
[02:58:90] yī shēng wèi lì cùn gōng zhǐ huì zhù cáo wèi nüè
[03:00:80] wú chǐ lǎo zéi chǎn yú zhī chén
[03:02:00] èr chén zéi zǐ qín shòu bù rú
[03:04:00] hào shǒu pǐ fū cāng rán lǎo zéi
[03:06:00] yī tiáo duàn jí zhī quǎn dōng hǎi zhī guī guī guī
[03:08:00] zuì è shēn zhòng tiān dì bù róng
[03:10:00] yǒu hé miàn mù qù jiàn hàn cháo jiǔ shí jiǔ xiān dì
[03:12:00] wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò rú cǐ hòu yán wú chǐ zhī rén!
[03:29:00] zuì hòu zhù nǐ
[03:30:40] yì tiān bù tīng
[03:31:90] hún shēn shè
[03:33:60] zài jiàn