| Song | The Night I Punched Russell Crowe |
| Artist | Gaelic Storm |
| Album | What's the Rumpus? |
| 作曲 : Murphy, Twigger | |
| Here's a little story about someone that you know, | |
| He was a right famous fella by the name of Russell Crowe | |
| I was workin' at a pub and he was smokin at the bar | |
| and that's a crime as you all know in Cal-if-orn-i-are. | |
| So I sidled up the rail, right to where he stood | |
| Said, sorry Mr. Crowe as nicely as I could | |
| You'll have to put that out now throw it on the floor | |
| And if you don't I'll have to kick you out...show you to the door. | |
| He squared right up to me somewhat in surprise | |
| Then he narrowed up his gaze shot me daggers with his eyes. | |
| "If you think you're man enough, go ahead" he said | |
| I was scared for me live so I dalked him in the head. | |
| The closest I've come to ending up dead | |
| Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe,The Gladiator, in the head. | |
| He lifted up his hands, put them to his nose | |
| Blood was running through his fingers dripping on his clothes. | |
| His bodyguards ran up, "get him!" shouted Crowe. | |
| "Run!", cried Chucky, "run! and don't stop until you get to Mexico!" | |
| The closest I've come to ending up dead | |
| Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe,The Gladiator,in the head. | |
| The closest I've come to being dead | |
| Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe,The Gladiator,in the head. | |
| You can't hit me I'm the Cinderella Man. | |
| I'm the Master and Commander, I'm Australian. | |
| You can't hit me, don't you know I'm dangerous. | |
| I am the outlaw Ben Wade...I AM MAXIMUS! |
| zuò qǔ : Murphy, Twigger | |
| Here' s a little story about someone that you know, | |
| He was a right famous fella by the name of Russell Crowe | |
| I was workin' at a pub and he was smokin at the bar | |
| and that' s a crime as you all know in Californiare. | |
| So I sidled up the rail, right to where he stood | |
| Said, sorry Mr. Crowe as nicely as I could | |
| You' ll have to put that out now throw it on the floor | |
| And if you don' t I' ll have to kick you out... show you to the door. | |
| He squared right up to me somewhat in surprise | |
| Then he narrowed up his gaze shot me daggers with his eyes. | |
| " If you think you' re man enough, go ahead" he said | |
| I was scared for me live so I dalked him in the head. | |
| The closest I' ve come to ending up dead | |
| Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head. | |
| He lifted up his hands, put them to his nose | |
| Blood was running through his fingers dripping on his clothes. | |
| His bodyguards ran up, " get him!" shouted Crowe. | |
| " Run!", cried Chucky, " run! and don' t stop until you get to Mexico!" | |
| The closest I' ve come to ending up dead | |
| Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head. | |
| The closest I' ve come to being dead | |
| Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe, The Gladiator, in the head. | |
| You can' t hit me I' m the Cinderella Man. | |
| I' m the Master and Commander, I' m Australian. | |
| You can' t hit me, don' t you know I' m dangerous. | |
| I am the outlaw Ben Wade... I AM MAXIMUS! |