[LADY BEACONSFIELD
Lord and Lady Hare
Fighting over there.
Darling, do beware!
She's a bitch!
[LORD SAVAGE
Lady Aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there!
Just her niche!
[VICIOUS PARTY GUESTS
Fine party - divine party
A touch tarty - but stinkin' rich!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD
What a pretty smile!
Mrs. Grenville - Heath!
Pity they are not all her teeth...
[LORD SAVAGE
Lord Devere as well
He's as queer as hell!
And bi-sexuelle!
Likes to switch!
[ALL
Dee-licious - and so vicious!
Our one wish is to
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
[BUTLER
Lady Postlethwaite
[LADY BEACONSFIELD
God, she's put on weight!
[LORD SAVAGE
Gives you more to hate!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD
Mean old bitch!
[BUTLER
Lady Leopold
[LORD SAVAGE
Looking really old!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD
Poor Sir Leopold
[LORD SAVAGE
She's a witch!
[ALL
Chic people - unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!
[BUTLER
Lady Delaware
[LADY BEACONSFIELD
Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!
[BUTLER
Lord and Lady Biggs
[LORD SAVAGE
What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!
[LORD SAVAGE & LADY BEACONSFIELD
Itch! Itch! Itch!
[ALL
June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and
Bitch!...Bitch!...Bitch!
Bitch!...Bitch!...Bitch!