作词 : Zappa
Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog)
Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog)
Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)
Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog)
Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals)
Don Preston (mini-moog)
I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh.. 
Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky a Go Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik 
My **** is a monster
Give me your heart
My **** is a Harley
You kick it to start 
(Chorus line)
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part 
My **** is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My **** is a reamer, Baby
To scream up your slit 
Steam it!
Ream it! 
Cream it!