作词 : Zappa
Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) 
Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak) 
Bunk Gardner (woodwinds) 
Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals) 
Don Preston (retired) 
Jimmy Carl 
Black (drums, trumpet, vocals) 
Ian Underwood (piano, woodwinds) 
Motorhead 
Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) 
Suzy Creamcheese (telephone) 
Dick Barber (snorks) 
Now believe me when 
I tell you that my song is really true 
I want everyone to listen and believe 
It's about some little people from a long time ago 
And all the things the neighbors didn't know 
Early in the morning 
Daddy Dinky went to work 
Selling lamps & chairs to 
San Ber'dino squares 
And I still remember 
Mama with her apron & her pad 
Feeding all the boys at 
Ed's Cafe! 
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) 
And all the while on a shelf in the shed: 
KENNY'S LI
TTLE CREAT
URES ON DI
SPLAY! Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room (A marvel to be seen: dysentery green) 
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back: 
LET'S MAKE 
THE WATER 
TURN BLACK 
We see them after school in a world of their own (To some it might seem creepy what they do...) 
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night (I bet you'd do the same if they was you) 
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) 
And all the while on a shelf in the shed: 
KENNY'S LI
TTLE CREAT
URES ON DI
SPLAY! Ronnie's in the 
Army now & 
Kenny's taking pills 
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn! 
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine! (Wait till the fire turns green... wait till the fire turns green) 
WAIT TILL 
THE FIRE T
URNS GREEN