作词 : Zappa
Frank zappa (synclavier)
Ensemble modern
Ich bin grad reinkommen(I just came in)
Und da hab 
I gsehn, dass(and I noticed that)
Da so viel platz is(there is so much room here)[someone says that this is not the 'un man..']
Ich versteh kein wort(I don't understand a word)
Ich bin do in dem klavier(I am in this piano and )
Drinne und's klingt so komisch(it sounds so strange)[someone says 'this ain't cnn'...]
Do kommt ma scho rum in dem klavier(you sure get around in this piano)[someone says 'my fist speaks english...']
I net, I net, wenn 
I red no red i(not me, not me, when I speak I do)
Scho bayrisch(speak bavarian)[a different voice in german:]
Bevor ich hier reingekommen(before I came in here, I had a)
Bin, da hab ich ein patrami(pastrami sandwich,)
Sandwich gegessen, es war gut(it was good)
Gebt's ihm doch ein pony,(give him a pony, yes, give him)
Jo, gebt's ihm ein pony(a pony)[then they talk about 'room service' and how to make a phone call from a payphone.]
Ah, a zahltelefon(ah, a payphone)[you hear again a different voice in german. this is a commercial for a german phone service company:]
Telefonkarte(phone credit card)
Qualitaet und sicherheit(quality and security)
Aus einer hand(from one source)
Wir sind deutschlands(we are germany's)
Kommunikationsgesellschaft(communication company)
Drei null eins eins null drei eins eins drei sechs(3 0 1 1 0 3 1 1 3 6)
Qualitaet und sicherheit(quality and security)
Aus einer hand(from one source)
Telecom(telecom)[then it goes on until 'rap .. hip hop ...']
Sonate - das ist musik(sonata (or serenade? )- that's music)
Mozart, mozart
Mondscheinsonate(moonlight serenade)
Des klingt so grauenhaft(this sounds so awful)
Des moecht 
I fei nimmer hoeren(I don't want to hear this anymore)