| Song | Bobby Brown Goes Down |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | The Best of Frank Zappa |
| Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown | |
| They say I'm the cutest boy in town | |
| My car is fast, my teeth is shiny | |
| I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie | |
| Here I am at a famous school | |
| I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool | |
| I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper | |
| I'll let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her | |
| Oh God I am the American dream | |
| I do not think I'm too extreme | |
| An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch | |
| I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich | |
| Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job... | |
| Women's Liberation | |
| Came creepin' all across the nation | |
| I tell you people, I was not ready | |
| When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie | |
| She made a little speech then, | |
| Aw, she tried to make me say when | |
| She had my balls in a vice, but she left my dick | |
| I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick | |
| Oh God I am the American dream, | |
| But now I smell like Vaseline | |
| An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch | |
| Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which | |
| I wonder...wonder...wonder...wonder... | |
| So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit | |
| I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute | |
| Got a job doin' radio promo | |
| An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo | |
| Eventually me 'n' a friend | |
| Sorta drifted along into S&M | |
| I can take about an hour on the tower of power | |
| 'Long as I gets a little golden shower | |
| Oh God I am the American Dream | |
| With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream | |
| An' I'll do anything to get ahead | |
| I lay awake nights saying "Thank you Fred" | |
| Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic! | |
| Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I'm going down | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I'm going down | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I'm going down | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I'm going down | |
| I knew you'd be surprised... |
| Hey there, people, I' m Bobby Brown | |
| They say I' m the cutest boy in town | |
| My car is fast, my teeth is shiny | |
| I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie | |
| Here I am at a famous school | |
| I' m dressin' sharp and I' m actin' cool | |
| I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper | |
| I' ll let her do all the work ' n' maybe later I' ll rape her | |
| Oh God I am the American dream | |
| I do not think I' m too extreme | |
| An' I' m a handsome sonofabitch | |
| I' m gonna get a good job ' n' be real rich | |
| Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job... | |
| Women' s Liberation | |
| Came creepin' all across the nation | |
| I tell you people, I was not ready | |
| When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie | |
| She made a little speech then, | |
| Aw, she tried to make me say when | |
| She had my balls in a vice, but she left my dick | |
| I guess it' s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick | |
| Oh God I am the American dream, | |
| But now I smell like Vaseline | |
| An' I' m a miserable sonofabitch | |
| Am I a boy or a lady... I don' t know which | |
| I wonder... wonder... wonder... wonder... | |
| So I went out ' n' bought me a leisure suit | |
| I jingle my change, but I' m still kinda cute | |
| Got a job doin' radio promo | |
| An' none of the jocks can even tell I' m a homo | |
| Eventually me ' n' a friend | |
| Sorta drifted along into S M | |
| I can take about an hour on the tower of power | |
| ' Long as I gets a little golden shower | |
| Oh God I am the American Dream | |
| With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream | |
| An' I' ll do anything to get ahead | |
| I lay awake nights saying " Thank you Fred" | |
| Oh God, Oh God, I' m so fantastic! | |
| Thanks to Freddie, I' m a sexual spastic | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I' m going down | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I' m going down | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I' m going down | |
| And my name is Bobby Brown | |
| Watch me now, I' m going down | |
| I knew you' d be surprised... |