| Song | Cosmik Debris |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | The Dub Room Special |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Jim gordon (drums) | |
| John guerin (drums) | |
| Aynsley dunbar (drums) | |
| Ralph humphrey (drums) | |
| Jack bruce (bass) | |
| Erroneous (bass) | |
| Tom fowler (bass) | |
| Frank zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) | |
| George duke (keyboards, background vocals) | |
| Don "sugar cane" harris (violin) | |
| Jean-luc ponty (violin) | |
| Ruth underwood (percussion) | |
| Ian underwood (saxophone) | |
| Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, background vocals) | |
| Sal marquez (trumpet) | |
| Bruce fowler (trombone) | |
| Ray collins (background vocals) | |
| Kerry mcnabb (background vocals) | |
| Susie glower (background vocals) | |
| Debbie (background vocals) | |
| Lynn (background vocals) | |
| Ruben ladron de guevara (background vocals) | |
| Robert camarena (background vocals) | |
| The mystery man came over | |
| And he said "i'm outta sight!" | |
| He said for a nominal service charge | |
| I could reach nirvana tonight | |
| If i was ready, willing and able | |
| To pay him his regular fee | |
| He would drop all the rest of | |
| His pressing affairs and devote | |
| His attention to me | |
| But i said "look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" | |
| The mystery man got nervous | |
| And he fidget around a bit | |
| He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe | |
| And he whipped out a shaving kit | |
| Now i thought it was a razor | |
| And a can of foaming goo | |
| But he told me right then when the top popped open | |
| There was nothin' his box won't do | |
| With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo | |
| He said "you might not believe this, little fella | |
| But it'll cure your asthma too" | |
| And i said "look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? | |
| Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" | |
| (don't waste your time) | |
| "i've got troubles of my own", i said | |
| "and you can't help me out | |
| So, take your meditations and your preparations | |
| And ram it up your snout!" | |
| "but i got the crystal ball", he said | |
| And held it to the ligh | |
| So i snatched it, all away from him | |
| And i showed him how to do it right | |
| I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head | |
| So i looked like i was deep | |
| I said some mumbo-jumbo, then | |
| I told him he was going to sleep | |
| I robbed his rings and pocketwatch | |
| And everything else i found | |
| I had that sucker hypnotized | |
| He couldn't even make a sound | |
| I proceeded to tell him his future, then | |
| As long as he was hanging around | |
| I said "the price of meat has just gone up | |
| And your old lady has just gone down!" | |
| And i said "look here brother-who you | |
| Jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho? | |
| Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher? | |
| So, don't waste your time on me" | |
| Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me | |
| (shanti) |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Jim gordon drums | |
| John guerin drums | |
| Aynsley dunbar drums | |
| Ralph humphrey drums | |
| Jack bruce bass | |
| Erroneous bass | |
| Tom fowler bass | |
| Frank zappa bass, lead vocals, guitar | |
| George duke keyboards, background vocals | |
| Don " sugar cane" harris violin | |
| Jeanluc ponty violin | |
| Ruth underwood percussion | |
| Ian underwood saxophone | |
| Napoleon murphy brock saxophone, background vocals | |
| Sal marquez trumpet | |
| Bruce fowler trombone | |
| Ray collins background vocals | |
| Kerry mcnabb background vocals | |
| Susie glower background vocals | |
| Debbie background vocals | |
| Lynn background vocals | |
| Ruben ladron de guevara background vocals | |
| Robert camarena background vocals | |
| The mystery man came over | |
| And he said " i' m outta sight!" | |
| He said for a nominal service charge | |
| I could reach nirvana tonight | |
| If i was ready, willing and able | |
| To pay him his regular fee | |
| He would drop all the rest of | |
| His pressing affairs and devote | |
| His attention to me | |
| But i said " look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| The mystery man got nervous | |
| And he fidget around a bit | |
| He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe | |
| And he whipped out a shaving kit | |
| Now i thought it was a razor | |
| And a can of foaming goo | |
| But he told me right then when the top popped open | |
| There was nothin' his box won' t do | |
| With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo | |
| He said " you might not believe this, little fella | |
| But it' ll cure your asthma too" | |
| And i said " look here brother | |
| Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? | |
| Look here brother, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| don' t waste your time | |
| " i' ve got troubles of my own", i said | |
| " and you can' t help me out | |
| So, take your meditations and your preparations | |
| And ram it up your snout!" | |
| " but i got the crystal ball", he said | |
| And held it to the ligh | |
| So i snatched it, all away from him | |
| And i showed him how to do it right | |
| I wrapped a newspaper ' round my head | |
| So i looked like i was deep | |
| I said some mumbojumbo, then | |
| I told him he was going to sleep | |
| I robbed his rings and pocketwatch | |
| And everything else i found | |
| I had that sucker hypnotized | |
| He couldn' t even make a sound | |
| I proceeded to tell him his future, then | |
| As long as he was hanging around | |
| I said " the price of meat has just gone up | |
| And your old lady has just gone down!" | |
| And i said " look here brotherwho you | |
| Jiving with that cosmik debris? | |
| Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho? | |
| Don' t you know, you could make more money as a butcher? | |
| So, don' t waste your time on me" | |
| Don' t waste it, don' t waste your time on me | |
| shanti |