| Song | Centaur Woman |
| Artist | East of Eden |
| Album | Mercator Projected |
| Centaur woman she's got human form | |
| But her face is like a unicorn | |
| Centaur lady in reverse | |
| Lovely body but a face like a horse | |
| When she walks she trails her tail behind | |
| When I kiss her she's a porcupine | |
| When we eat I order steak Bombay | |
| But she's waiting for a bale of hay |